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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. xSheChanged xSheChanged
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:47pm UTC

    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    I'm not a nerd, I'm just cooler than you.

  3. DanceDarlaDance DanceDarlaDance
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    IN A CLASSROOM-
    TEACHER: “Please flip to page 152 in your text book."
    RANDOM KID IN THE BACK: “HOLY CRAP I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT TO THAT EXACT PAGE IN ONE FLIP!”

  4. _justkeepsmiling_ _justkeepsmiling_
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    admit it;
    we all tried to keep a diary
    and failed
    <33

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    SANTA ISN'T CUPID,
    WAIT ANOTHER 3 MONTHS, THEN ASK FOR "HIM"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:37pm UTC
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  8. ilovehimsm ilovehimsm
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    DId you know
    Shakespear's "Midsummer Nights Dream" had the first know document to use the word
    SWAGGER.

  9. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    Last friday
    MyDad's bestfriend was sitting in his backyard,
    when we heard a pop. He looked over the fence to see his neighbor bloody and scared.
    she screamed "YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS?!" then shot her 2 year old son, he 8 year old daughter, her 17 year old daughter, Her husband, and herself.
    all im asking you to do is pray..please

  10. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Your call is very important to us
    Now please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.

  11. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:44pm UTC
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  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:37pm UTC
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  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?!
    Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it.

  14. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Walking past him
    and thinking,
    "Yeah,I cried over you last night."

  15. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents
    (follow me, i try to follow back)
    © ThatsSoMeee

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:15am UTC
    i love cereal.
    me too
    guess we should make out then.

  17. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    food? k i'll come.

  18. soccergirl2579 soccergirl2579
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Everyday Situation
    Me: Hey...
    family: OMG ! SHE FINALLY CAME OUT
    OF HER ROOM!
    Me: Bye.
    just me?

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
    Mind=blown

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    the amanda show:
    KYLE: "SO, THE OTHER DAY I SAW A SPIDER & I WAS LIKE,
    "ahhh! a spider!"
    and the spider was like, "ahhhh! kyle!"

:)

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