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Person:  Oh my god! Did you just fall?!
 
Me:  No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it.
 
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Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked

1438 faves · 2 comments · Dec 18, 2011 2:17pm

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soupbowlererin · 1 decade ago
wow made my day
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HowIMetYourMotherFreak · 1 decade ago
Thats sooo funny haha! Thats like exactly like me! Wow... How witty of yah!
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