Witty Profiles

cecemarie27

xobelllaaox
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 9:41pm UTC
it's not jason derulo, it's ;
JAAAASSOOOON
DERRUUULLLLLO.
with tone.

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you_know_you_love_me
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December 17, 2011 11:09pm UTC
Girl: HoHoHo.
Boy: Is santa coming?
Girl: No, your girlfriend is.

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twilightgirl995
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December 17, 2011 9:33pm UTC
Clothes shopping:
How the outfit looks on the rack = Beautiful
How the outfit looks on my body = Hideous

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