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xobelllaaox

1. xobelllaaox
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 3:15pm UTC
   How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant???
   Idk how?
   HE FORGOT TO WRAP HIS WHOPPER!!!! HAHAHA I'M FUNNY!!
   No..just...no.
   
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2. xobelllaaox
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   December 18, 2011 2:36am UTC
   Sometimes you have to be apart from the people you love but that doesn't mean you love them any less, sometimes it makes you love them more.
   -The Last Song
   HAHAHATHISQUOTEISMYLIFERIGHHTTTHEREEE<3
   
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3. xobelllaaox
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   December 18, 2011 2:18am UTC
   Cause when I'm with H I M I am thinking of Y O U
   ♥
   
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4. xobelllaaox
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   December 18, 2011 12:16am UTC
   A N D H I S E Y E S
   Put the city lights to shame ♥
   
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5. xobelllaaox
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   December 17, 2011 10:28pm UTC
   SHE’S
   BROKEN
   
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6. xobelllaaox
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   December 17, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   If i treated you the way you treat me;;
   you would hate me.
   
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7. xobelllaaox
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   December 17, 2011 10:11pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. xobelllaaox
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   December 17, 2011 9:48pm UTC
   if i was a teacher ;
   i would try to figure out who had a crush on who
   & make sure they were always paired up \\ ♥
   
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9. xobelllaaox
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   December 17, 2011 9:41pm UTC
   it's not jason derulo, it's ;
   JAAAASSOOOON
   DERRUUULLLLLO.
   with tone.
   
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10. xobelllaaox
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    charging your phone
    5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.
    
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11. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    i will do anything
    humanly possible to
    reach the remote
    without getting up
    redo of my old quote
    
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12. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    I think it's really hot
    when boys dress fancy♥
    
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13. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text
    nmf/nmq
    
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14. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    When someone tells you to stop clicking your pen ...
    And you have to click it again to use it... ♥
    format by Emmaleeegrace
    
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15. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    No mom he's not my boyfriend,
    but i wish he was...
    
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16. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    :):
    The perfect face when you have your period.
    
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17. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you attempt to slap someone and miss.
    nmf..lawlstruestory
    
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18. xobelllaaox
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    December 17, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    I swear to drunk
    I'm not god
    ♥
    
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19. xobelllaaox
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    You're the Kind of Guy
    who could slit my throat and I'd be apologizing for getting blood on your shirt.
    ♥
    
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20. xobelllaaox
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    Boy you must be tired,
    cause you've been running through my mind all day
    ♥
    
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