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1. erin_colleen
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 8:23pm UTC
   Fave if your getting hit by Hurricane Irene.
   
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2. aml143
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   IM CURIOUS,
   Fave for East Coast.
   Comment for West Coast
   
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3. kattquotes12
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 1:40pm UTC
   I saw a warning label,
   on a packet of razors that said;
   Warning: Do not use during an earthquake.
   Who on earth would just go, "Oh no, an earthquake!
   I better shave my legs!"
   
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4. lillyxannx8
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 9:34pm UTC
   Fav this if you watch...
   Pretty Little Liars
   ♥
   The Lying Game
   ♥
   The Secret Life of the American Teenager
   ♥
   VICTORIOUS or ZOEY 101
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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5. MusicIsLifexoxo
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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6. ForeverYounq_
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   *mom and dad leaving*
   Me: Hey, dad. I'm gonna have a huge party, I'm gonna get drunk and high and invite all my friends over.
   Dad: Okay! Don't get pregnant! Bye!
   true storyyy♥
   
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7. danzakuduro
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 1:24pm UTC
   You sir,
   you belong on a Hollister bag.
   
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8. Athenalena
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 11:59am UTC
   I'm a teenage girl
   My BFF Becky texted and says she kissed Johnny.
   that's a problem
   'Cause, I like Johnny
   Now, I'm emotionally compromised
   And Whoopsies!
   I'm all
   OMG!
   BECKY'S NOT EVEN HOT!
   
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9. britt0308
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 12:18pm UTC
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10. YuPxThAtSxMe
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Push-up
    Fave if you thought the bra, not the exercise. ♥
    
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11. screwsociety
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    he thinks he's a player but
    he doesn't know, she's the coach. ♥
    
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12. sprengelingle
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
    You're nothing but a skanky hoe.
    You think you're cool, you think you're classy.
    Reality check: you're just really trashy.
    
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13. Hailey*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Go have your period
    In A Shark Tank Please. ♥
    
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14. Chellsey
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:53am UTC
    You remind me of
    my Chiense friend...
    Ug Lee.
    
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15. NoraKendall
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    dear guys that keep asking me if i wanna bang,
    yeah i wanna bang--your head against a wall.
    sincerely, I have standards
    
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16. Chellsey
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    As much as I can say it's
    "his loss"
    ♥ deep down,
    I know it's mine too.
    
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17. x3sammii
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 6:17pm UTC
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18. Chellsey
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:07am UTC
    Favorite if,
    you've tried to balance
    the light switch between
    ON & OFF
    
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19. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    Sweetie , my name isn't
    dick
    ♥ so keep it out of your mouth
    we wouldn't want you to choke on it
    now would we . . . .
    
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20. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    ♥
    I always wonder
    what my life would be like if we never met
    
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