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screwsociety
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 5:29pm UTC

what do you want to be when you grow up?
yours.

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screwsociety
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May 13, 2014 5:27pm UTC

two months into our relationship you asked me how much i loved you and i just said "from here." you didnt get it and you got mad and thought i was playing around.
breaking up after almost two years together, i sent you a message 6 months later saying, "to here."
you still didnt get it.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like witty better than I like you anyways.

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screwsociety
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June 6, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Everyone asks me
"Why do you like him?"
I could write books, and still you'd never understand.
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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC

when guys get jealous,
it's kind of cute.
when girls get jealous,
world war III is about to start.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:51pm UTC

nmf
if a guy whistles at you,
{ don't respond }
you're a lady, not a dog..

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
best relationship?
when you can act like lovers & best friends at the same time.

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screwsociety
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June 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC

"Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl that makes your world most beautiful."
-Wiz Khalifa

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:20pm UTC

c a n i b o r r o w a k i s s?
i promise i'll give it back.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:15pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly",
put this as your quote
&
whoever
[♥]'s it
disagrees.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:12pm UTC

it's going to be Drizzy out,
expect a Lil Wayne.

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screwsociety
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June 6, 2012 4:09pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
act like a lady,
think like a man.

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screwsociety
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June 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

I feel so replaceable.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:02pm UTC

you > anything else.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC


there's over 7 billion
people in the world,
and i fell in love with you.
Format by: kaepow

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Dear math;
go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. i'm a teenager, not a therapist.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Treat females with respect,
the way you would want your mother or daughter to be treated.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
The only way
a guy should hurt a girl, is by holding her hand too tight.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:16pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
i hide my problems behind my smile,
behind my smile is a world of pain. ♥♥♥
you think you know me but honestly , you have no idea.

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screwsociety
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?

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