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sprengelingle

1. sprengelingle
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   December 11, 2011 7:36pm UTC
   Who even are you?!
   
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2. sprengelingle
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   December 11, 2011 7:31pm UTC
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3. sprengelingle
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   December 11, 2011 7:24pm UTC
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4. sprengelingle
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   July 31, 2011 1:59am UTC
   Dear thigh and stomach fat,
   help the needy?
   sincerely boobs
   
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5. sprengelingle
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   July 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
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6. sprengelingle
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   July 10, 2011 1:21am UTC
   Roses are red, violets are blue,
   You shoulda stuck with me
   cause look what happened to you.
   
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7. sprengelingle
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   July 10, 2011 1:17am UTC
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   July 10, 2011 1:13am UTC
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9. sprengelingle
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   July 10, 2011 1:08am UTC
   Girls fall in love with what they hear.
   Boys fall in love with what they see.
   Thats why girls wear makeup; and boys lie.
   - Wiz Khalifa
   
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10. sprengelingle
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    July 10, 2011 12:57am UTC
    Age is but a number?
    Yeah you creep,
    jail is just another room too.
    
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11. sprengelingle
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    July 10, 2011 12:53am UTC
    I wasn't asking for a four page apology note.
    I just wanted you to know what you put me through
    thats all.
    
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12. sprengelingle
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    July 10, 2011 12:48am UTC
    Don't think of me as a hoe,
    Just the girl you wish your man didn't know(;
    
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13. sprengelingle
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    July 10, 2011 12:42am UTC
    To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse.
    
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14. sprengelingle
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    July 10, 2011 12:37am UTC
    People need to realize
    that everyone is
    capable of playing the same game.
    
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15. sprengelingle
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    July 10, 2011 12:28am UTC
    The moment where
    you try a ring on in the store and you have mini heart attack because it won't come off.
    
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16. sprengelingle
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    June 30, 2011 1:22am UTC
    I'm on the pursuit of happiness (:
    
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17. sprengelingle
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    June 30, 2011 1:12am UTC
    I could never understand
    how it was always so easy for you and so damn hard for me.
    
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18. sprengelingle
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    June 30, 2011 1:08am UTC
    "You are what you eat"
    Thats funny because i haven't eaten any sexy beasts lately.
    
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19. sprengelingle
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    June 30, 2011 12:59am UTC
    Trust no player, Fear no hoe.
    
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20. sprengelingle
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    June 29, 2011 1:01am UTC
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