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αγάπη*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I don't mind when
our conversations get a little boring
or when we're texting and we run out
of thing to say. I don't care when we're
hanging out but doing nothing, because
Just having you is enough to make me happy

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Guys, it finally happend.
Cleverbot asked me out today.

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 7:45pm UTC

THE EARTH
WITHOUT 'ART'
IS JUST 'EH'.
Format by Breeze

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC

if you think
I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Person I hate: Hi!
Me: OMG GO AWAY I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE PHRASES. Like, "Hi"?? Oh my GOD, do you ever STOP?? SO annoying omFG.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Humans are way too smart.
We know to much. We understand the way things are created and why living things do things they do and much much much more, and that's scary. We have theories of how our universe is created, and it's kind of ruining our lives. We're too familiar with the theories and facts and it takes away the mystery, therefore taking away alot of our imaginations and worrying about unecessary things, like the origin of our universe or where we go after we die. We can't live in the present, we can't apprechaite anything. We are always thinking about the future and the past.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Me a few years ago: Fake name, fake location, fake age, fake dog name, put on a pask if someone asks for a picture, change voice if someone is calling, etc.
Me now: Hey, do guys you want to know my blood type?

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:43pm UTC

.
Mysterious as
the dark side of the moon
Format by Breeze

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spence*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC

I want a fairytale
like beauty and the beast.
I know it's really stupid,
but sometimes I cry because my life
will never be like that.
My wishes will never come true.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 12:26pm UTC

I want to be that person who makes
YOUR BAD DAYS BETTER
& the one who makes you say
I AM SO GLAD I MET HER

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伤*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 12:43pm UTC

its nice to be called witty famous but actually nobody on witty is really "famous"
i am probably the most hated person on witty so i'm pretty much amanda bynes 2.0

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Wings
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 12:46pm UTC

when i say i wish i had wings what i mean is i wish i had freedom

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 12:52pm UTC

him: Who's making you upset? I'll kill him
me: Commiting suicide is terrible.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:30am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2272
When you make
new friends and your old
ones become losers.
tumblr

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:56am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2277
When your foundation
is too dark for your face and
you end up with a dark line
that makes you look like a
clown.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:58am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2278
Wearing uggs the
first day it drops below
70 degrees.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 1:01am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2279
When you're in the
bathroom at school and
wait until someone flushes
so you can poop.
tumblr

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spence*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 2:59pm UTC

I act goofy
Around people so that they'll laugh.
Hearing people laugh is such a
great feeling for me.
I don't even care if they are
laughing at me, heck I hope
they're laughing at me because at least
I made someone's day.

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