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_superwhitegirlproblems
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June 1, 2013 1:05am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2280
When you try to
spray your neck with
perfume, but you miss and
end up spraying your face.
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ThatsSoMeee
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May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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budcool
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June 6, 2013 9:58am UTC

Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
Gale: Hey, what up girl?
Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
Gale: Let's go!
Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Katniss: 'Cause when i leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
Katniss: Tonight Imma fight
Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is a clock!
The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
Snow: Oh oh, uh oh, oh oh, uh oh

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 10:11am UTC

I'm tired of being blamed for
things I didn't do

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:52am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2276
Not wearing a
tampon when you think
your period's over and it's
really not.
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