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  1. suggalipsxo suggalipsxo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    So, there's this guy..
    He's amazing.
    He's sweet.
    He's Cute.
    He's funny.
    He's a dork.
    He's weird.
    He's cool.
    He's different.
    I think I'm falling for him..
    But he isn't who I thought I would fall for.
    ... He's my Bestfriend.
    Should I tell him?

  2. GlitteredSandsx GlitteredSandsx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Chris Brown says not to wake him up,
    Ed Sheeran says wake him up
    and Greenday says to wake them up tomorrow (september ends..)
    BUT Katy Perry is ahead of the game.. She's wide awake
    (all mine)

  3. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    I pretend sick too much.
    Just so I don't have to face the bullies at my school

  4. ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How do I unbake a cake?
    Best Answer:
    You can't. Once the ingredients are mixed up and baked, it's permanent.
    Other Answer:
    Put it back in the oven, set it to the negative of whatever temp you baked it at, such as -325 degrees, and leave it in for the same amount of time you baked it for. It has to be exact! If you unbake it too much the flour will turn to wheat and the eggs will turn into a chicken. Don't ask me how.

  5. xstories_ xstories_
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Today was my school talent show.
    Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
    W

  6. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Interviewer: So in 'Live While We're Young' and you say 'Tonight Let's Get Some' what are you planning on getting?
    Harry:...
    Liam:....
    Louis:...
    Zayn:...
    Niall: Food.

  7. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look your bouncing up and down on him.
    MOM: oh. well im bouncing on his
    stomach because he is fat and that
    makes him thin again.
    SON: That wont work
    MOM: why?
    SON: because they lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    One boy
    Thousand feelings...

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    asdfghjkl
    the effect some people have to you

  10. vanessababee vanessababee
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Like if
    You think it's wrong for a guy to ask out a girl as a joke
    I'm not doing this for likes.. i just want to know.

  11. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
    Other Friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
    Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube

  12. _hunterdrew_ _hunterdrew_
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    to players, we're HOT
    to perverts, we're SEXY
    to adults, we're CUTE
    to relatives, we're ADORABLE
    to dumbasses, we're FINE
    to each other, we're PRETTY
    to gentlemen, we're GORGEOUS
    to the right guys, we're BEAUTIFUL
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s S H I T ♥
    nmq

  13. fieldhockeylover1418092 fieldhockeylover1418092
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    What type of shoes does a pedophile wear?
    White vans..

  14. Minnie16xo Minnie16xo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Last Friday was Pep Rally and Homecoming.
    Due to rain, the Pep Rally got canceled. Shortly after they had made that announcement, we had a lockdown. No one thought much of it, until hours started passing. No one knew what was happening. Police from 6 different districts were at our school, along with K-9 Units sweeping the grounds. The only thing that has been confirmed is that they found 2 bullets in the boys bathroom. A kid was going to shoot up the Pep Rally, and supposedly he had a hit list. This kid was new and had been bullied..
    If it wasn't for rain, a lot of people might not be here right now.

  15. thegirlinthecorner thegirlinthecorner
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    80% of people have met the person they are going to marry before they're 16.
    I better meet some freaking amazing guys in the next 2 years...♡
    MYQUOTE

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