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So_Someone_Actually

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Member Since: 30 Sep 2012 06:30am

Last Seen: 1 Oct 2012 03:49am

Location: Look Behind You...

Gender: F

user id: 332654

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Fish is the name, life is the game.
They just hate me cause they ain't me.
Sanity Is Overrated.
You are all beautiful.
I don't sleep. I wait. True Story.
I love you all.

Stay Weird,
~ Fish xx


Wattpad: @randomnosity4eva
Instagram: @randomnosity4eva
  1. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:25am UTC
    See that girl with the skinny waist?
    She forces herself to throw up after she eats to keep herself skinny.
    See that girl with the face caked in makeup?
    She thinks she's ugly and needs to feel beautiful.
    See that boy that is always there to give advice?
    Who can he rely on to give him advice?
    See that man that you made fun of because of the scars on his face?
    He fought for our country.
    See that girl you called fat?
    She's starving herself.
    See that girl that looks so happy and is always laughing?
    She cries herself to sleep everynight.
    See the boy with the circles under his eyes?
    He has insomnia because he's scared of what he'll see in his dreams.
    See the girl in the cheap clothes?
    Her family is poor and can't afford food everday, much less designer labels.
    See that girl that never invites anyone over to her house?
    She's scared of her friends seeing her alcoholic mother.
    Don't judge people. You don't know their story.

  2. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:19am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.
    Not mine. I just seen it under 'Top Quotes' and liked it so I thought I'd share it with you.

  3. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:54am UTC
    Dear Men That Wear Skinny Jeans,
    I think you took the phrase 'Getting Into Her Pants' the wrong way.
    Sincerely,
    All Women

  4. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:49am UTC
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  5. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 1:42am UTC
    Driving To School With Fish:
    Me: *le awesome dancing with no music*
    Random Guy In Car Next To Me: *Dafuq?! Face*
    Me: That's right dude, I'm having a silent disco! *gives peace sign*
    Random Guy On Car Next To Me: *frantically rolls up window*
    Mom: Why are you talking to strangers?
    Me: *silence*
    Me: *Turns On Radio*
    Radio: *playing Live While We're Young*
    Me: AND IF WE GET TOGETHER, YEAH GET TOGETHER, DON'T LET THE PICTURES LEAVE YOUR PHONE!! WOAH!!
    Mom: *Quickly turns off radio*
    True Story.

  6. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I'm so awesome that random people on FaceBook always want to add me. Have they never heard of STRANGER DANGER?? Maybe someday, I will write a book about it for them.
    But in the meantime I'll just make my way through all these friend requests from random people.
    NO, Patul Mehal Patul Mehal from Mumbia, India. I do not wish to be your friend.

  7. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Interviewer: So in 'Live While We're Young' and you say 'Tonight Let's Get Some' what are you planning on getting?
    Harry:...
    Liam:....
    Louis:...
    Zayn:...
    Niall: Food.

  8. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Imagine If One Direction Babysat You...
    Niall: Ari kid, wanna have a snack? No? NO? Well I do, I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.
    Harry: *le naked* Oh. Umm...hi kid....so basically....well...you saw nothing....*gives you chocolate bar*
    Zayn: I'm gonna go fix my hair, can I borrow your hair product?
    Louis: You wanna hear a bedtime story? Ok, so once upon a time in Doncaster there lived the most handsome man alive and he went to Gucci to buy their new handbag but they had run out so he cried and cried. The End. Now go to sleep before I hit you with my Prada handbag.
    Liam: Hello!! I'm Liam, do you want to watch Toy Story? I have all three on DVD. If you don't we could always watch age appropriate movies on Family Disney. WHAT AM I SAYING?? Too much TV is bad for you, let's go play catch in the backyard. Sorry! Was that too harsh?? I'm sorry!!

  9. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    99% Of Guys Are Hot
    I know the other 1%

  10. So_Someone_Actually So_Someone_Actually
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:41am UTC
    Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia....
    Me? I can't sleep because I have internet connection.

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