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  1. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    H.O.P.E.
    Hold on, pain ends.

  2. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  3. xo_SmileyAmorr_xo xo_SmileyAmorr_xo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Don't let people push you around...
    unless it's on a wagon, caue that sh*ts fun (;

  4. KellyIsKool KellyIsKool
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    You know you must've had an intense dream, when you go to sleep with 2 socks, and
    wake up with one. ♥

  6. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Dear MTV,
    I'm a teen virgin.
    Where's my show?

  7. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    you have a new girlfriend?
    oh that's cool. i hope you get her pregnant and she dies.

  8. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    2011:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    SponeBobSquarePants!
    1800: Which individual takes residence within the submerced pineapple?
    SpongeRobertQuadraticTrousers!
    nmf

  9. lazyLION24 lazyLION24
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    everyone's facebook statuses are "hanging out with _____"
    and you're just like...
    "home... alone... with a lot of food"

  10. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    The 'WTF' moment when,
    you do a math problem, and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

  11. bellafatch09 bellafatch09
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    &only in America
    do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

  12. 16asboyle 16asboyle
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    I cant do this;
    I get called names by the same girl everyday.
    The guy I like doesn't like me back.
    My parents never listen to me.
    Im not skinny enough.
    I hate my teeth,nose,hair ect.
    I should just kill myself.
    All this pain will go away.
    I can do this;
    Its just another IV.
    Doctors are taking good care of me.
    I lost my hair,but I don't care anymore.
    Just need to take my medication.
    My surgery will go fine.
    I just want to live one more day.
    I dont want to die.
    Thinking about suicide? Some people would LOVE to be in your shoes.

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning:
    [] FEELIN LIKE P.DIDDY
    [✔] FEELING LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP

  14. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    EVERYTIME I SEE A PERSON SPELL A WORD WRONG,
    I LOOK DOWN AT THE KEYBOARD AND SEE HOW CLOSE THE LETTER IS
    TO THE LETTER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TO SEE
    IF IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO MISSPELL THAT WORD.

  15. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.
    posted by: emma21
    Who else saw this...and attempted to bite their finger off?

  16. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    you know whats amazing? at this second, for every teenage girl twirling her fingers into the ends of her hair, not paying attention in class, reading these letters, wondering who she'll be in love with someday, at this second, there is a teenage boy somewhere out there, just for her, slumped low at his desk, tapping his foot, staring out the window, wondering exactly the same thing.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    to ∞ and Beyond ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. daNcerXoxO daNcerXoxO
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    October 31st: Hey kids I've got candy!
    Okay.
    November 1st: Hey kids I've got candy!
    Not okay.

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