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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    This shade of black I’m wearing
    really brings out the color of my soul

  2. flannel flannel
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 11:28am UTC
    you ripped me into pieces
    so small that i was unsure
    if i still actually existed.
    - tumblr

  3. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    Cat: Meow
    Me: Meow
    Cat: Meow meow
    Me: Oh my lord, I speak cat


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Alice: How long is forever?
    White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.

  6. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Can somebody PLEASE
    tell me why
    Witty Profiles
    doesnt have
    an app?!?!

  7. daniigee daniigee
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Mental disorders are NOT adjectives.
    "My mom yelled at me yesterday! She's so BIPOLAR!"
    "You almost gave me a panic attack!"
    "You look so anorexic!"
    "Quit being psycho!"
    "I swear I'm like retarded"
    "My OCD is coming out again!"
    "I stayed up until 1 am, my insomnia is SO BAD!"

  8. swiggityyswag$* swiggityyswag$*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Worst Types of Fear:
    - 20 missed calls from Mom
    - No internet connection
    - We need to talk
    - Username or password is incorrect
    lolsotrue.com

  9. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    unfourtunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrumpted by the sound of my own chewing.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    “I don’t watch TV”
    proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

  12. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    '
    What if...
    Crazy Steve killed Drake and Josh and their family,kidnapped Megan,moved to a different city,forced her to call herself Carly,pretended he was her older brother,and renamed himself Spencer?

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i would
    never cheat on someone.
    I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
    is a once in a lifetime thing
    I'm not gonna mess it up

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC
    If countries were students
    Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
    New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I don't get how people get abs?
    Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    things I haven't learned in high school:
    how to pay bills
    hot to buy a house
    how to apply for college
    but thank the lord that i can graphy a polynomial function

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Screw ringtones,
    my phone lives on vibrate.

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