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candiecutie1
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC

You're a ninja.

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lozza821
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May 30, 2012 12:50pm UTC

She's such a whoré.
I bet she's naked under those clothes.
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lozza821
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Boy: Bítch.
Girl: I've been called worse.
Boy: Like what?
Girl: Your girlfriend.
<3

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lozza821
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Am i the only one that
Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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summerlove12
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June 30, 2012 7:00pm UTC

am i the ONLY one who is not obsessed with One Direction ?

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moll :)*
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:45pm UTC

O O
be silly:)♥
stayybeyoutiful

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moll :)*
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Dear Fel low Wittians,
i would like to propose the idea of a witty reunion. we all write down our usernames and passwords and put them in a safe place, and in 20 years we log back on. we look back on our quotes about the crush who wouldn't give us the time of day and laugh because you can't even remember their name. and the vents about how we didn't think we could make it another day and shed a tear because we did make it. we could talk to our witty brothers and sisters and reminisce about the old days and thank them for helping us when we needed it way back when. we could post a picture of our spouses or kids or our multitude of cats. just look back on our teenage years when we didn't think our lives would get better. look back and smile because we made it.
June 3, 2032.
Be There Or Be Square.

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moll :)*
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June 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC

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that was fun;)

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bellaboo143
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 7:15pm UTC

My period is
like Adele...
it comes out of the blue and uninvited ._.

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edawgg
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Am I the
only one that didn't know that Carly Rae Jepson is 25 years old?
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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XxHopeHazardxX
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 3:35pm UTC

My Best Friend is WAY Prettier than me
Can anyone relate to this?

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 8:56am UTC

okay, i have a job for all you directioners.
i'm gonna comment the first line of a One Direction song. whoever comments next has to carry it on.
when someone starts a new song, we do it all over again.
lets see how many songs we can do(:

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 12:53pm UTC

"If you did a Secret Santa, who would you want and
what would you buy them?"
Harry: “I would choose…Ed Sheeran! And I’d buy him a lego house!
-OneDirection

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:06am UTC

&&here's to the directioners
who want to slap louis' bum ♥

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:10am UTC

If you wereSelena Gomez for 24hours what would you do?
Louis: I would look at myself naked.
Liam: You wouldn't want to know.
format credit to OneDirection

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:24am UTC

i hate the fact that
three months ago, Niall didn't deserve
to be in the band and now that he's
"hot" everyone loves him?
<3 if you loved him from the start.
nmf.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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J3S5E
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 2:54pm UTC

LOL at the peoplewho still use internet explorer

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:31am UTC

Nevercutyourbeautiful: I might me meeting Demi. asdfghjkl
Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S GREAT!
Me: You're so lucky!
Me: Have fun!
Me: Tell her to stay away from Niall
True Story, l0l

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:53am UTC

If you ever feel
stupid
just remember,
you
weren't
the girl that rejected Liam Payne
22 times♥

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