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nikko
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July 17, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I think most girls would rather
have a boyfriend who's dorky,
but a total sweetheart...
than a really hot guy who is
a player and flirts with every girl.

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LacieLovesYou
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July 17, 2012 2:41pm UTC

If everyone cared, and nobody cried, if everyone loved, and nobody lied, and if everyone shared, and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day that nobody died.

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theonewhodreamstomuch
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July 17, 2012 10:20pm UTC

I 'm not as good as I should be.
I'm not as good as I could be.
But thank god I am better than I use to be.

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bryanrockssocks
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:58pm UTC

one
two
three
four
i declare a tounge war

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1DFan_15
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:01pm UTC

79% of people don't know opposite words for the following:
1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down
Fav. if you get it ;) ♥
nmq | nmf

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wishfull_thinking
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:11pm UTC

I apologize so much because I feel like everything is always my fault.

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reyyy312
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:02pm UTC

m♥u♥f♥f♥i♥n♥s
are just ugly cupcakes
but we love them anyway♥

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LaynaMarie316
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Lesson One:
Only Trust People Who
Like Big Butts...
They Cannot Lie.

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Me: Phew... That Was Close. I Almost Had To Socialize.

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NiallsMofo
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:50am UTC

I've waited 100 years, but I'd wait
A million more
For you♥.

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L0serT0night
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:22pm UTC

When you were little and you mastered the art
of getting from your door to you bed in as little steps as possible.

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itsallie0x
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Girl:OMG, what did you get me?
Boy:See that pink Mercedes?
Girl: OMG YES!
Boy: I got you a tooth brush, the same color
nmq\nmf

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC

I haven't stopped checking my messages today, thinking that maybe just maybe you'll realize what today is...

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Steps:
1.go to a house ware store
2.dress in a lion costume
3. hide in a closet (in the store)
4.when someone opens the closet door say "welcome to narnia!"

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smile_iloveyou
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July 17, 2012 7:41pm UTC

The Way Your Legs Feel In Your Pants...
Right After You Shave Them.(:
Format By Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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niallsexyhoran
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:42pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TALK DIRTY TO ME BABE(;
You: The pig rolled in the mud.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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BrianaLee
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July 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Jessicer
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Recently, I heard about 700 penguins have washed up on a shore of Brazil. No one knew they were there so they starved, when some one found out only a few were saved. I cried :'( Favorite for the penguins♥
-Jessicer♥

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Karkam
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Things Girls Like #81
When your the reason for his smile

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