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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Dear society,
    If teenage girls can listen to male artists, how come it looks weird if teenage guys listen to female artists?,Sincerely, an 17 year old rocking out to T-Swift like no one's business.

  3. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Break a mirror and
    you have 7 years
    bad luck..
    Break a
    Condom and you
    have18 years bad
    luck..
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. enchanted16 enchanted16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:48am UTC
    Family Guy
    Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alphabet soup. It says, "Oooooo."
    Brian: Peter, Those are Cheerios.

  5. foreverchanging foreverchanging
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Those boys you
    have to remotly tolerate because
    your bestfriends are dating them.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:46am UTC
    Never Look Back;
    If Cinderella had gone back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have met her Prince.

  7. musicxlove27 musicxlove27
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Im going to start making all my quotes black and white; that way I know that if somebody likes my quote its because they actually care about what im saying, not what I look like.

  8. TakexMyxHeart TakexMyxHeart
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Today i was walking to my best friends house
    and i passed this group of kids probobly like 12
    and they pointed at the little one and sayd
    "hey he likes you he wants to marry you"
    so i waved and sayd "hey there cutie" and smiled and walked away
    as i walked away the little boy ran to the sidewalk and yelled after
    me...
    "your beautiful"
    he was only like 6
    Made my day
    True story
    @TakexMyxHeart


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Obviously, being sarcastic isn't working for you.
    go try a new profession. Like eating the shiz that comes out of your mouth.

  11. Mikaylax33 Mikaylax33
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 2:20am UTC
    WHEN YOUR MOM THINKS
    You have a attitude but all you did was answer her question.

  12. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:15am UTC
    hi, i'm the average teenage girl..
    i think about that one boy 24/7, who's not even that great.
    i stress about the little things.
    i say i hate everyone when in reality i just can't trust anyone.
    i love when people make me smile.
    i keep things bottled up.
    i want to strangle all the girls that talk to "him"
    i want to eat everything but don't want to be fat.
    i want to be noticed.
    i want the perfect body.
    but when it comes down to it, i just want to be happy..

  13. justanotherteen justanotherteen
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    1. Go on google
    2. Search "top 50 women on the internet"
    3. Look at #7
    4. Laugh really hard

  14. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#044
    Hearing yourself on a recording and asking if that's really what you sound like.
    nmq.nmf,

  15. Mikaylax33 Mikaylax33
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:30am UTC
    Every year
    I realized how stupid I looked
    the year before.
     

  16. runawayrachel10 runawayrachel10
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Squidward: I bet he won't make another sale.
    Patrick makes a sale.
    Squidward: I bet he won't make another!
    He makes three.
    Squidward: I bet-
    Spongebob: Squidward I think we need to talk about your gambling problem.

    Text. Text. Text. Text. Text. Text. Text. Text.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Dear Tal l Person,
    There's 60 other seats in the movie theater..you had to sit in front of me?
    Sincerely, Short Person.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    My bed is so much comfier
    in the morning than at night.

  19. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Youre so fake;
    even Barbie didn't want
    to be your friend...

  20. BeAuTiFuL_EyEs BeAuTiFuL_EyEs
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:19am UTC
    "Must be 3-7 sentences"
    "Yeah, I'm only writing 3"

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