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loveorhate
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 6:47pm UTC

I texted my boyfriend today and said
"hey babe, our anniversary is in three days ♥"
& his reply was
"we need to talk... i think we should break up"
I've never been so c r u s h e d in my life
My birthday is two days after our anniversary
Press the ♥ and help me not ruin my birthday
{</3 }
{ }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

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myysecretlife13
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 1:35pm UTC

people of witty, i need your help
here is my story, i am overweight and my other sisters are really skinny. i feel worthless and i am very self conscience. for every fav i will do 20 crunchs, and for every comment i will do 20 push ups. please witty, i just need some motivation! please.
save me♥

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Everpink
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:56pm UTC

Mom:: It's gonna rain.
Me: How do you know?
Mom: There's clouds in the sky..
Me: Just 'cause there's clouds doesn't mean it'll rain. Kind of like a smile; just cause someone is smiling, doesn't mean they're happy.

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becool889
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:28pm UTC

My ex girlfriend decided to send me a picture of her and her new boyfriend in bed, naked. I sent them to her father (:

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nevershoutally2169
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 12:03pm UTC

Loveatfirstsight
is often cured by a second look. ♥

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ashleighdanielle
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 5:51pm UTC

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jamielovesyou
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 3:01pm UTC

iloveyou
(way more than i should)

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WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 11:38am UTC

Ways To Annoy Voldemort #84
When he kills or tortures somebody, run up to him and yell "NOW IS THAT THE PROPER WAY TO BEHAVE, VOLDY?!"

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osnapitzkenz
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Hey, did you ask yet?
No, my moms in a bad mood.
Fav if that ever happened to you.
--------------- ♥ ---------------

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC

That moment of fame when your name is in a maths problem
"OMG I BOUGHT SIXTY F●●KING WATERMELONS!!!"

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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 1:24pm UTC

fav this,
If you're in love right now♥
not my format.

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BebeRox101
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Who else uses more Conditioner than you should?♥
Guilty as Charged(:

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 8:39pm UTC

i hate when
a waiter asks "are you done with that?"
when your plate is completely empty and you just
feel like saying
"No, Clearly I want to eat the plate, too."
{♥ }
{ }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

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josie_c1995
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:09am UTC

At the store
banana's are .69 cents per lb.
Ironic right?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 11:59am UTC

.
You can't be bestfriends
without insulting them
every 5 minutes[;

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Grant_Babe
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 3:12pm UTC

hi girls♥♥
i'm Grant
YES I'M A GUY
not gay.
comment && fav and i'll rate you 1-10.
on your PERSONALITY AND LOOKS not just how hot you are.
i'll look at your picture and your profile,
but if you have a horrible personality,
i'll give you a horrible score.
-Grant

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 11:54pm UTC

I like quotes that ...
litterally make me laugh
That make me smile
That make me goo Ohh emm gee me too!
I like quotes I can relate to,
that remind me of him
I love quotes that make me do All
of these things, at the same time
♥
:

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Julial113
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 9:48pm UTC

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mustaches_
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 11:07pm UTC

COURT DISMISSED.
BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS! ♥

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3picPrinc3sSx
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 7:47pm UTC

She’s in her room.
her headphones are hanging loosely in her ears, she’s listening to Taylor Swift’s voice. Her eyes gaze at her computer. Should she log onto facebook? Will he be online, she thinks. She lets out a sigh and falls onto her bed. His handsome face is on her mind. Her homework is undone on her desk. Her phone is in her hand and she drifts off to sleep. I love him, is the last thought which comes in her mind.
She’s missed 11:11 {again} ♥
He’s in his room.
Why isn’t she on facebook? Should I call her, he asks himself, his eyes falling onto her profile. Gosh, she’s so beautiful he mumbles to himself. He’s about to log off facebook, when he gets a new chat message. It’s from his footy mate, he sighs, tells him he’s busy and collapses onto his bed. Oh well, maybe tomorrow he mutters. As he falls asleep, his phone is clutched in his hand. He lets her face cross his mind before he drowses off.
The time on his phone reads 11:11. {♥}

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