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WaysToAnnoyVoldemort

1. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 15, 2011 12:25pm UTC
   Okay, I'm not going to delete my quotes.
   But, I'm just going to leave Witty.
   I'm running out of ideas anyways.
   Bye.
   
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2. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 12:29pm UTC
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3. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 12:08pm UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #91
   Start playing one of the Potter Puppet Pals videos from YouTube, OR a video of A Very Potter Musical.
   
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4. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 12:04pm UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #90
   Try to polish his head with Mr Sheen floor polish.
   
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5. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 11:59am UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #89
   When he is boasting to Harry Potter that he killed Snape (sorry if I spoiled that for some people O.o), say "Well that wasn't very nice, was it Voldy? Now go back to Snape and say sorry."
   
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6. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 11:54am UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #88
   Buy him a Furby.
   
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7. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 11:50am UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #87
   Sing Friday by Rebecca Black.
   
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8. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 11:46am UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #86
   Buy him a rainbow pony for his birthday. If he takes off the saddle, shout "NO! THEN SHE'LL LOSE ALL HER POWERS!"
   
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9. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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   July 6, 2011 11:42am UTC
   Ways To Annoy Voldemort #85
   Knit him things. Really hideous, neon/pink things.
   
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10. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 6, 2011 11:38am UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #84
    When he kills or tortures somebody, run up to him and yell "NOW IS THAT THE PROPER WAY TO BEHAVE, VOLDY?!"
    
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11. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 6, 2011 11:31am UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #83
    Tell him that noses are back in fashion.
    
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12. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #82
    Pat him on the back, secretly sticking a sign to him that says 'I can't defeat a baby - Harry Potter rules!'
    
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13. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #81
    Lock him up with the Annoying Orange from YouTube for 24 hours and see what happens.
    
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14. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #80
    Sit him in front of a mirror and mutter things like, "A fringe might suit you.." and "Or maybe I could dye it? Jet-black maybe. And we'll get you nice, bright green eye contacts!"
    
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15. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #79
    When he's doing something dramatic, sit in a canvas chair and shout "CUT! Look, Voldy, you're supposed to rush up to Lucius and hug him.. How the hell are we going to get this to work if you're plotting to kill Potter?!"
    
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16. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #78
    Sign him up for a singing contest, blindfold him and take him on set. Then take the blindfold off him and shout "SURPRISE! YOU'RE GOING TO SING THE TELLYTUBBIES SONG!"
    
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17. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:09pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #77
    Say that it was very naughty of him to hurt your little friend Dumbledore, and give him a warning card.
    
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18. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #76
    Force him to watch Twilight.
    
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19. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #75
    Swap his wand for a fake one from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes that turns into a rubber chicken.
    
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20. WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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    July 5, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy Voldemort #74
    Grab his head, shake it vigorously and say "Magic 8 Ball, will dear Voldy ever beat Harry Potter..."
    
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