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Status: Get layouts at youwillbeguilty.jimdo.com !

I must credit PaperLung for this wonderful layout for I am Guilty. One of these chambers measured forty-nine feet on one side, that is seven hundred and thirty-two feet in circumference. The walls, nearly six feet seven inches thick, are built of stone and mortar, incrusted with deep cement, sloping up about three feet and terminating perpendicularly. The centre of the room is occupied by six pillars, on which rose stone, brick, or wood columns bearing the roof... Small stone rings [are] fixed to the wall, and on each side of the entrance, also fixed to the wall, two small painted slabs.

xojulianaxo
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 8:16pm UTC

No witty,
I don't
want to save 70% or more on maternity wear

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 12:26am UTC

Being any kind of happy
Is better than being miserable, over something you cant have.
BreakingDawn ♥

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 5:58pm UTC

me: come here!!
mom : Why?
Me: just come here
mom:What do You want !
Me: Just come here!
Happens every day
JUST ME?♥

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Remember when...
The hardest choices in life were deciding which sticker to pick from the doctors

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 11:24am UTC

Remember all those times I swore needed you?
Consider them lies.
Here I am without you baby and I survived
♥
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Teacher:
"I wasnt born yesterday"
Me:
"Not with those wrinkles you weren't!"
♥

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Try this as fast as you can;
top
pop
shop
mop
rop
sop
dop
gop
hop
jop
lop
cop
bop
flop
plop
glop
frop
clop
crop
Now what do you do at a green light?
fave this if you said that you stop

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 4:15pm UTC

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
October 16, 2011 1:14pm UTC

&Fav if you still love
Krafts mac 'n cheese
♥
nmf
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 6:02pm UTC

Witty is like the land of missfit toys...
Except for Teenagers (;
nmf mq

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 7:30pm UTC

You are now in a relationship with Him
♥In my dreams ·Like· Comment · See Friendship
nmf nmq

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Don't you love those
good catchy cheesy
once you hear it you can't forget it,
Comercial jingle songs?
♥

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 8:26pm UTC

Fave this and Ill tell you
The name of the boy
You will marry
[♥][♥][♥]

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Sinario #1
Boy " Grab somebody sexy tell 'em hey! ..He-"
Girl " Woahh!.. don't grab me that hard..."

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 4:14pm UTC

I was home alone so..
My mom texts me asking " Are you okay"
I texted back " No mom I was kidnapped and now im dead"
Then she goes "Haha very funny"

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July 8, 2011 3:21pm UTC

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 10:16pm UTC

I played kickball with 2nd graders today..
I only played when It was my turn to kick then I just quit.
♥
not my format

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 3:35pm UTC

When Casey
Was found not guilty for man slauter,Child abuse OR first degree murder.
♥-----She started to cry,but not because she was
happy for caylee. but because she was shocked
that she
got away with it.
Go to hell Casey Anthony.. you deserve it Caylee was just a young helpless little girl who got unlucky with a monster for a mother

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:30am UTC

One rainy day..
All of those a*hole boys that hurt us.
will discover witty,
&I think they might cry.
nmf

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 11:54pm UTC

I like quotes that ...
litterally make me laugh
That make me smile
That make me goo Ohh emm gee me too!
I like quotes I can relate to,
that remind me of him
I love quotes that make me do All
of these things, at the same time
♥
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