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  1. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  2. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  3. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    chocolate,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<

  4. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    n e v e r
    FORGET
    what someone says to you when they are
    ANGRY
    because that is when the truth comes out

  5. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  6. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.

  7. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  8. _today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_ _today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 11:35pm UTC
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  9. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  10. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  11. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
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  12. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
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    June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
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  13. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

  14. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  15. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
    A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
    I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
    THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

  17. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:03pm UTC
    That REALLY
    hot guy
    you see in a
    random place
    but will never
    see again.
    </3

  18. Jawjaaah Jawjaaah
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 5:51am UTC
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  19. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC
    NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
    you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
    because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
    for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
    someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
    will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
    ALL ALONE.

  20. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

:)

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