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  1. gabbyb6 gabbyb6
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Whenever i take a shower i wonder what would happen if the house started on fire, should i stay in the shower or run away naked... Because if i stay in the water, there will be more fire than the water in the shower and i'd probably die but if i run away naked i would be so embarrassed O.o


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  3. thel0velyfakesmile thel0velyfakesmile
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:03am UTC
    * long, but worth reading*
    so the other day i was over my friends house, and her little sister was having her birthday party. for her birthday, someone got her the fight against cancer barbie doll. i thought it was the most beautiful doll ive ever seen...but she didn't. she took the barbie, threw it on the floor, started screaming "its so ugly! she has no hair!" and threw a tantrum. so her mother came over, picked up the doll, threw it in the trash, and promised the little brat a 'prettier one' that had hair.
    see? even little kids are cruel, and judgemental thanks to the soiety we live in today.
    true story.

  4. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    You can always
    say sorry, but the real apology
    is when you hear the sadness
    in their voice and see the look in
    their eyes. And you realize that
    they have hurt themselves
    just as much.
    -Kid Cudi

  5. dazaghaswag dazaghaswag
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Me: Why can [my brother] get away with doing stupid stuff?
    My Dad: Because he's a boy
    Me: So, say if I did the same things that he did...
    Me: Would it be okay?
    My Dad: No, because your a girl.
    Me: AND...? So you're saying that in 15 years from now, when I am a succesful cop
    Me: I can't arrest stupid men because at one point they were boys?
    My Dad: No... but that's different.
    Me: AHEM, NO! THAT IS NOT DIFFERENT, FATHER.
    Me: IF IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO BE STUPID AND GET AWAY WITH IT NOW THEY...
    Me: WON'T CHANGE!
    My Dad: ._.
    Me: Yeah, I thought so. Now go to your room and think about what you've done wrong.

  6. goldcrayon goldcrayon
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Forget YOLO
    Hakuna Matata is my phrase ♥
    -nmf-


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  8. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Seven Minutes
    In Heaven ♥
    Preface:
    (Part 1)
    Suddenly, everything went black. My eyes were open, but i couldn't see a thing.
    My head was hurting trying to figure out what was happening. I wasn't alone. I could
    hear a big crowd of people talking. They sounded worried. They were talking about
    some girl and some big accident. It was only then that i realised i was lying lifelessly
    on the ground. I tried to get up but i couldn't move, my head stung like sh*t and I
    was in no position to be worrying about whatever was happening to me. For what
    seemed like forever, I layed there on the cold, hard ground, waiting. I heard an
    ambulance siren. I felt a pair of strong hands pick me up which really hurt my head.
    "Madison? Madison, can you hear me? It's Mr. Hasting. Don't worry, you're okay now."

  9. Ciarax Ciarax
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:40am UTC
    So the Titanic is coming out in 3D...
    I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time..
    format by sandrasaurus

  10. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    *YAWN*
    I've seen all these quotes before.


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  12. Directioner101 Directioner101
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Lost in a Love Story
    Chapter 2-Perfectly Normal
    "Mirabella! You're going to be late for school!" My brother, Nick, yelled from the steps. I quickly fixed my carmel colored hair into a bun and ran out to my car. I drove to school and met my boyfriend, Michael, at our usual place in the parking lot.
    "Hey Beautiful." He said when I finally made it to him. He pulled me into a bear hug and kissed my forehead. I wrapped my arms around him and then pulled back. "So, I was thinking," he started, "that we should go to that new restaurant downtown tonight?" He said as he walked me to my first class.
    "That sounds great!"
    "Okay, good I'll pick you up at 6." He yelled back to me as he left to go to his first class. I went and sat in a seat in the back row next to my best friend, Rebecca.
    "Okay Class, we have a new student, please tell us your name." The teacher asked the new student, who stood in the front of the class room.
    "I'm William, i just moved here from florida." he said. Rebecca nudged my arm and i smiled. He was actually really cute. Dark brown hair,ocean blue eyes, nice muscular build. He was the complete package.
    "It's nice to have your here. Now please take a seat." William came to the back of the room and took a seat next to me. "Okay, we will be starting a new project that will be worth 50% of your final grade. I will assign your partners." He went around the room assigning everyone with their partners. When he got to me he put me with the new guy, William. He looked over at me and smiled. Great. Mostlikely I will be doing all of the work and William will take all the credit for it. "As you can see I have partnered a boy and a girl together. For this project you will have to act as a married couple and take care of a fake baby. Feed it, change it, burp it, and pay attention to it or you will lose points." I have to do what?!

  13. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:17pm UTC
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  14. quotesfromthecore quotesfromthecore
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    peeta: our song is a slammin screen door
    katniss: peeta no
    peeta: sneakin out late, tossing you my burnt bread
    katniss: seriously
    peeta: when we're in the arena and you talk real low
    katniss: ...
    peeta: cause it's live, and your momma will know

  15. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good life.
    *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy crap.
    *Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
    *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
    *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
    *Gets sunburn*: Skin cancer.
    Tumblr/nmf

  16. SunComesUp SunComesUp
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    I don't see any top quote
    made for Lady Gaga? it's her birthday,people! she is my queen and a queen of alot of people in the world so show respect and fave this for her birtday!! A woman like her deserves it.

  17. morgan_19 morgan_19
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    March 27, 2012 4:01pm UTC
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  18. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Here's a list of people
    who find me attractive:
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    LOL no.

  19. MrsDanielTosh MrsDanielTosh
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    c
    Life always gives us second chances
    {they're called tomorrow}

  20. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    You Belong With Me (The Hunger Games style)
    Gale: You're on the phone with your baker, he's upset
    Katniss: Oh no
    Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
    Gale: 'Cause he don't know how to hunt like I do
    Katniss: Gale, stop
    Gale: I'm in the woods, it's a typical Sunday afternoon
    Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
    Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
    Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
    Gale: I MAKE SNARES
    Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
    Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
    Katniss: Gale, Just stop
    ~tumblr

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