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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy crap.
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburn*: Skin cancer.

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Hears noises at night: Well this is it, this is the end for

764 faves · 9 comments · Mar 28, 2012 7:02pm

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KodacJason

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jenjen1615 · 1 decade ago
hey witty people haha well this girl i know is an ok singer and she really wants to suceed in singing.. please please please go to youtube and type in jenn laga and tell all your friends to watch it and give her your honest opinion
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
OMGG that's so true. I'm always so paranoid about these things. :P
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sweet_littlecupcake · 1 decade ago
How do you know me so well?(:
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AwesomePossum69 · 1 decade ago
"I probably murdered someone." LMAO!
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Haterade · 1 decade ago
V it's not your quote either...
yours said "nmq."
and highlight this quote.
there's credit to tumblr.
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horanswife · 1 decade ago
Oh hey, \/
my quote.
don't give him the credit.
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tropicanada · 1 decade ago
AHAA! I probably murdered someone.
Holydamn, I need to breathe..
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lovesteventyler · 1 decade ago
LOL awesome! im sitting in study hall and i just started cracking up! Awkward but totally worth it!
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pokepoke38 · 1 decade ago
Oh so pessimistic :P I love this though, so funny :D
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Hears noises at night: Well this is it, this is the end for