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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    What I learned in school:
    1. How to whisper
    2. How to text without looking
    3. How to look like I'm thinking
    format by jimmy365

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Being single is alright,
    But after a while you get tired of seeing
    all the cute couples out there
    and you start to wonder
    when you are going to be part on one.

  3. CodyNerd CodyNerd
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    ‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
    Spongebob&Patrick See You

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:30pm UTC

    Spend your life with who makes you happy.
    N o t w h o y o u h a v e t o i m p r e s s .
    format by jimmy365

  5. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    "All you do is sit on the computer"
    "No, i'm pretty sure its called a chair..."♥
    nmq


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    That annoying momment
    when you really want to say something, but then someone changes the topic.

  8. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    the only reason your girlfriend likes your dick
    is because her mom told her to like the small things in life.
    -Drake♥
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    Realizing how weird you
    are and wondering how you even have friends

  10. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Im spending valentines day with my ex
    box 360

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I die alittle inside
    When I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant
    nmf.nmq.

  12. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  13. 0rebecki 0rebecki
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    That heartbreaking moment when....
    your bestfriend starts dating your crush.
    nmf sayheyilyx

  14. ireallylikehim ireallylikehim
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Ever met a person who just gets you through each day?
    Ever met a person whose sheer smile blows you away?
    Ever met a person that you know you won't forget?
    Ever met a person that you love to death and yet...
    Ever met a person who just doesnt get a clue?
    That they're the one, you're positive, the only one for you.
    Y

  15. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Have you ever been in a
    crowded room, but yet felt so alone?
    Felt like there was nobody who knows you at all?
    Have you ever been let down, or felt depressed?
    Have you ever felt like you were such a sloppy mess?
    Have you ever felt like you were taking up too much space in life?
    Have you ever felt like things are never right?
    Fave if you have
    Please tell me I'm not alone.

  16. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    reason's why i'm still single:
    ✔ can't date the internet.
    ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
    ✔ can't date witty.
    ✔ can't date myself.
    ✔ can't date music.
    ✔ can't date food.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Sometimes I wonder if anyone out there has
    a crush on me.
    If their heart skips a beat when I text them.
    Or if they lay in bed thinking of me.
    Probably not.
    ♥ ♥♥

  18. nataliacidflores nataliacidflores
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    I gotta dig bick
    You that read wrong.
    That awkward when you read that wrong too.
    And said "moment" after awkward
    this is awkward.

  19. glosoftballgirl glosoftballgirl
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Dear witty,
    Thank you for honoring us and making all formats black and white for the weekend,
    Sincerely,
    Zebras

  20. stillwaitingforyou stillwaitingforyou
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    How to Solve a Murder Without Being Murdered:
    ~20~
    "I'm sorry I accused you of being a murderer." I admitted to Kyle, embarrassed. "It's fine. I don't blame you, I did seem very suspicious." he chuckled with ease. Now that I wasn't a treat to putting Bethany in harm Kyle seemed like the same Kyle I started to fall for. "So all those threats to me weren't because you were the murderer and didn't want me to figure it out? It was just because you were trying to help Bethany and Jason and didn't want me to put them in harm?" I asked, making sure I absorbed everything correctly. "Yeah. Jason and Bethany are my best friends. They've helped me through a lot. I owed them. I didn't want to see Bethany get hurt and I didn't want Jason to be hurt if they were to be a part." I nodded in approval and smiled. "What's that for?" he asked. "Oh nothing, I just think it was really nice of you to go through all of that for friendship and for your friends to have true love." He smiled back, "I'm just glad it all worked out."
    We walked outside to the balcony and gazed at the beautiful campus. "So all the clues I got meant something since you left those notes, right?" I asked. He chuckled again. "Yeah. I mean, if you knew about Amy being disowned then you would know how strict Bethany's parents were and why she had to run away. And if you knew about Jason you would figure out about them being madly in love which also caused her to run away. Of course the pregnancy was the key. The only thing you were wrong of was suspecting me of being the murderer or being a part of it." he told me. "Well, you were a part of it. Just not that way I thought."
    In the most nonchalant way, he grabbed my hand. "You're not mad at me anymore?" I asked. He shook his head, "No. I really like you Haley. I like that you're so determined and wanted to have some excitement in your life after living in that small old town for your whole life. I like that about you. You aren't like the other girls in Peachbrook who accept the fact they live in a boring old town and will live their live in dullness." I blushed at his compliments. "I like you too Kyle. I don't know the whole time I was so scared because I thought I was falling for a murderer." He chuckled again. "But in reality you were just helping a few friends. I like that about you; that you value your friendships and you do anything for the people you care about. The fact that you did all of that so your friends could live happily in love together is just so amazing." He blushed at my compliments. I liked Kyle a lot and this whole murder solving got in the way of me falling in love. I wanted to give us another chance. I was wrong about him. I knew it would be risky, what I was about to say but I was determined to be with Kyle. "So, wathcing your two best firends madly in love, doesn't that make you want love?" I asked him. He looked at me staright in the eye and answered, "Yeah, it does." Without further conversation he finally kissed me. "Maybe you can be that girl." he admitted while blushing. It was totally corny but I guess that's another thing I liked about him.
    I guess that was the best thing that came from attempting to solve this murder; Kyle. Not to mention friends for life. After we graduated high school Kyle and I both went to Penn State. We shared a dorm with Jason and Bethany and we all got really close. Bethany and Jason's baby girl; Samantha lived with us too. I finally left that small, boring old town and was out to see the world. So I guess if adventure comes calling you, go for it, you'll never know what you'll get out of it.
    The End.
    all done:) did everyone like this?!?! dont forget to read my new story; so far away that will be out tomorrow! if you want me to remind you post a comment on this chapter and i will let you know when i post the first chapter of my new story! thanks for staying with me everyone!!

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