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kristabff
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August 24, 2013 8:20pm UTC

I've got 99 problems and
I really have more like 159.067 problems but i'm trying to sound cool by using jay z's song so like yeah lolz !! hashtag hipster hashtag i love rap

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jimmy365
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August 24, 2013 5:49pm UTC

*types at the speed of light*
person: wow you type so fast!! *stares*
*fingers suddenly become weak and miss every single key*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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kristabff
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August 24, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Most people: luls self to sleep by reading books or quiet music
Me: lols self to sleep because my whole life is a joke

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Rajsonkar
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May 30, 2013 7:04pm UTC

That feeling of
awesomeness
when you prove
your teacher
wrong.

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 29, 2013 3:02pm UTC

I think
life is simpler than we tend to think.
We look for answers and more answers.
But there are no answers.
Things happen in life,
good things and bad.
People say,
‘why did it happen to me?’
Well, why not?

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EmilyxLovesxU
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April 28, 2013 1:51am UTC

Plenty of people ask me how I am
but none of them really want to know

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 2:48am UTC

A pill for the pain,
Two for the lies.
Three for the smiles,
I have to hide behind.
Four for the times,
when you weren't around,
Five for the reason,
I no longer care.
Ten for the scars,
Twenty for the abuse,
Thirty more for my pitiful excuse.
Forty for my friends,
Fifty for the family,
A promise to them,
that I was never really happy.
Sixty for the thoughts,
Of ending my life,
Seventy just out of spite.
Eighty for being lost,
Ninety for you not seeing,
Ninety eight for you,
And darling?
One Hundred for me.
Mypoem
Copyright 2013 justanotherwittyguy18
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If ii don't come back, this is my suicide note
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Rajsonkar
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March 26, 2013 2:13am UTC

i wanna change my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
format credit rajsonkar

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Grown up Tetris
is fitting things into the freezer

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 22, 2013 6:59pm UTC

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood from
her hands
For example if she is holding a gun she is probably angry.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Me: I'm in like a super bad mood
so I'm gonna go. bye..
Him: No :c
Him: COME BACK. I LOVE YOU
LIKE A LOT.
Me: Ok. So like we're getting
married.. Just sayin'.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

>>I'm a girl who has been
Changed by society
>>But when it is my turn again<<
I WILL BE THE ONE
To change society<<

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gab*
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March 22, 2013 9:08pm UTC

format by gabikk
It kind of scares me
that a majority of the crappy things that have happened
in my life were all my fault.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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March 22, 2013 9:38pm UTC

i love him.

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