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ambear24
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July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.
♥

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sophsunflower12
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July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC

that awful moment
when you see a cute shirt... but then realize it says something dumb on it.

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sophsunflower12
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July 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lkstucchi
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC

I wish guys and girls
could have sleepovers
without
it being a big deal.

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Anisax3
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC

That One Friend...
Whose laugh is funnier than the joke♥

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allysinlove
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May 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Normal Teenager: I lost my virginity!
Me: I lost some followers...
1111

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RainDancer96
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC

So I get my period as a reminder that I'm not pregnant?
I'm pretty sure the fact that I'm forever alone is a pretty good reminder that I'm not pregnant.

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ellen_m_7
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Random fact #1
On average a woman will speak about 7,000 words per day while a man will only speak about 2,000.
Should I start a series?

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thingsppldontsay
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May 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #31
"Dude, the Glee version is sooo much better"

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cassidyranae17
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Some people dont sleep because they have insomnia,
i can't sleep because i have internet connection.

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Water307
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May 20, 2012 8:14pm UTC

We All Have #11
that one show you'll always watch no matter how old you are

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FireBurns21
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May 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Teenager Post #016
waiting until your parents are in a good mood before asking them for something you want.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 6:53pm UTC

when i was little,
[♥] [♥] [♥] i used to think that the "D" in the Disney logo was just some random
spiral.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Thinking about suicide?
Go to a hospital, walk the halls.
Look at the people who fight every day to live.
Their families who are afraid to lose the ones they love.
Look at the doctors who work day and night to save lives.
Don't give up on things that other people fight for...

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And they didn't come back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!
Anyone else remember this?

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mayday
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 8:34pm UTC

RelationSHIPS sink when
T H E Y H A V E T O O M A N Y ♥/////////
{ PASSENGERS.

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ThatonegirlJazzx3
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:43pm UTC

i have a boyfriend.
He was born on
February 30th ♥
♥ if you get it c':

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BlackButterflies
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May 18, 2012 11:10pm UTC

things I hope no one ever says to me:
- I have found your witty profiles account
- I have found your tumblr
- I have found a complete list of everything you have ever googled.

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demons*
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 8:14pm UTC

We all have that one friend
Who acts like they're
Y O U R P A R E N T

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC

*Jonas Brother's get REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Nick Jonas.
Me: K. Cool.
*Twilight gets REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Taylor Lautner.
Me: K. Cool.
*Justin Bieber gets REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Justin.
Me: K. Cool.
*One Direction get REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to--
Me: YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES.
1111

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