Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

bringmeto_LIFE

  1. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    nmf, followme
    What?
    Nothing they just waved
    nmf, followme
    Oh
    Did you sea what I did there?
    nmf, followme
    No
    I'm shore you did.
    nmf, followme
    How do you even have friends?
    No need to be such a beach.

  2. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Friend: Imagine us in 12 years, we would be all grown up with job and families. We'd like never go back on these websites we love, witty, tumblr, yotube...We would go outside and get lives
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

  3. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Parents: omg you still your still here you never do anything good why don't you try and be useful.
    School: You're dumb and have no future, sorry.
    Mirror: Ew please that's horrible, look for a plastic surgeon.
    Cellphone: Why in the hell do you check for new texts? Who the heck would ever contact you?
    Facebook: Friend requests? New messages? Wait you really expect to have notifications? Lol.
    Friends: Why you always depressed its not even fun to spend time with you.
    Period: Brace for impact sis, Quentin Tarantino style in 3, 2...
    Blade: Use me use me use me come on don't try to resist, I'll make you feel good and alive.
    Music: Hey sweetheart, here you are. You okay? shh don't worry. Everything's gonna get better. You are special but not alone and never stop fighting and hoping cause somedy it won't hurt anymore, just chill now, put your headphones in and let me show you beauty and love and give you chills and make you feel wonderful, just listen to me..

  4. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:55am UTC
    SUCH A SHAME.
    we all became such fragile, broken things.
    ----------------------------------------------

  5. Austinn Austinn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great.
    -Austinn
    nmf


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I think what really sucks,
    is when the person you like goes for the jerks
    and end up getting hurt while you’re just standing there
    watching from the side.
    You ask yourself,
    “Why not me? I could treat you better.”

  8. cristymusicluver cristymusicluver
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    That moment when you realize that you don't have a bestfriend, just regular friends

  9. asianprincez asianprincez
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    i want to cuddle

  10. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    I see so many teenargers crumble and fall these days. I won't make that mitake. I will not give up on myslef.



  11. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Telling someone with depression to 'just get over it and be happy'
    is like telling someone with a broken leg to run to a hospital.
    Telling someone with an eating disorder to 'just eat'
    is like telling someone with calustrophobia to get inside a small cupboard and lock the door.
    Telling someone who self-harms to 'just stop doing it' is like telling
    a drug addict to sit in a room full of drugs and touch nothing.
    How can you judge what you don't understand?

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I hate myself for being
    so insecure.
    I’m always comparing myself
    to my friends, family, and even strangers.
    “Why can’t I have flawless skin like her?”
    “Why can’t I be as toned?”
    “Why can’t I have gorgeous hair like that?”
    Why this, why that.
    It brings me down every day.
    People notice better looking people more.
    I constantly have to do something to stand out
    from the rest because my insecurities create
    the need to having to compete
    even over simple things.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. RawR.xo* RawR.xo*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:26am UTC
    mom: come to the store with me,
    me: no.
    mom: i'll buy you something.
    me: okay.
    Anyone else?

  16. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:23am UTC
    It's been weird lately. I feel like I'm not here even though I am.

  17. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Sometimes I get so caught up in my emotions
    that I forget reality.

  18. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 10:53am UTC
    I'm sorry for pushing you away ,
    It's what I do when I'm afraid.

  19. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    nerds who pretend to be surprised when they get an A+ on their tests
    are worse than taylor swift's surprised face whenever she wins an award

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Me: Oh baby you're so hot mmmm
    Me: *sips hot chocolate *

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles