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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:10am UTC

Me: *singing Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song*
Him: Ohmygosh, 90's kid shows! Gotta love 'em!
Me: I know, right?
Me: My kids are gonna be forced to watch shows like CatDog.
Me: And Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Him: ... You mean our kids?

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

ME AT THE MALL
Me: *Walks into mall*
Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
Me:
Me: I'm so jealous.
Me: *Sniff*
Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
Me: *Sniff sniff*
Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
Me:
Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
Me: *Looks at price tag*
Me: *Walks away sadly*
Me:
Me:
Me: He's so hot.
Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Forever alone.
Me: *Walks into store with family*
Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
Me: No, mom.
Mom: But its-
Me: No.
Me: *Walks out of store*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohh forever21
Me: *peaks in store*
Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
Me: Too jelous.
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
Me: But thats how they get you.
Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
Me: ... It's like Hollister..
Me: But with pretzels.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
Me: *Builds a bear*
Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
Me: *Hugs bear*
Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
Me:
Me:
Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
Me: Sorry Ted.
Me: It's not me, it's you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
Me: B/tch I hate you.
Me: Fall off a cliff.
Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Mom: We should be going home now.
Me: I didn't even get anything.
Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
Mom: This is all you want?
Me: Yeah
Mom: *Buys stuff*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Santa Claus:
The queen of England:
Pencil:
Shoelace:
Banana:
Bob Marley:
Me: I'm pathetic.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 4:17am UTC

Well, the sky should be turning a lighter blue in a bit.
Going to go dream.
Good night/morning!♥

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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caseem16
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:14pm UTC

"Bake 26-30 minutes."
Alright. 28 minutes it is.
nmf

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Erikax32
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:47pm UTC

you and me on a summer night
p a r k t h e c a r , d a n c i n g i n t h e h e a d l i g h t s
you and I, late night drives
your hand in mine

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 6:06pm UTC

If I ever have a son,
I am naming him Steve.
I will then show him Witty,
That way, he'll know everything he needs to about girls.
And, I shall train him to be a genius like Steve & Steve Jobs,
Then, I will be a very rich, proud mother.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 5:34am UTC

things you need to remember
(no matter how much you like him):
- you were alive before you met him, and you will continue living after he's gone
- even though you think he's amazing, he is a person, and people make mistakes.
- don't let what he thinks of you change what you think of yourself
- listen to what other people say about him, because sometimes they see what you can't
- he is not your whole world. you are your whole world, and he is just a big part of it.

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smileetweetzz
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Valorie You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
26 minutes ago ·1 comment · 15 likes posted via iphone
Dalton You got your class schedule already??
13 minutes ago ago · 63 Like
nmq & nmf

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beautifulgirl20
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:21pm UTC

For every like I'll do one turn on ;)
Format by DestinyTulip

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Please_Smile4_Me
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:04pm UTC

It's hard to walk by you everyday and pretend like
nothing ever happened.
It's hard to see you with your guys and act like I never
existed.
It's hard going through all of this
alone.
It's hard not waking up to your name flashing
on my phone.
It's hard to see you smile, knowing I'm not the
reason why.
It's hard when people bring up your
name.
It's hard to see you're
okay.
It's hard not being
yours.
& most importantly,
It's so hard missing
you.
MF/NMQ

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June 16, 2012 5:59pm UTC

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nmq bu i'm bored!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:57am UTC

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Here comes the rain again,
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again,
becoming who we are .
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Marie1388
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC

Miley Cyrus is
engaged.
Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

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Izzi
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 2:34pm UTC

If you died, this is what I would say on your deathbed:
If you do happen to live your life again, please live it somewhere else :)
Format by twilightgirl995

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zabrina808
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here
Boy: Umm..its out of ink
Girl: What?
Boy: It doesnt work
Girl: R u sure?
Boy: Dont believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here..
who else thought this was cute?!

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