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  1. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Chapter 5.
    We all slowly turned around, revealing our faces to the cops.
    I wasn’t really all that scared, until I realized we had guns pointed at us.
    “We didn’t do anything wrong!” Jaycie said through tears.
    The officer told us we could put our hands down from above our head, and began to question us.
    “So, you folks didn’t just come out of that house?” The officer asked, observing us all closely.
    “Of course not!” Zoe exclaimed quickly. “We’re just walking back from that park over there.”
    The officer looked, seeing the Glendale middle school park.
    “We decided it would be best to go home after we heard the police sirens.” Ryan contributed to the lie.
    “Oh.” The officer said surprised, while jotting a few things down on his open notebook.
    I felt myself begin to shake.
    Not only because it was getting cold out, but because no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t lie.
    “Are you okay ma’am?” The officer question me, with a suspicious look on his face.
    “Y-yea-“
    “She’s just a little cold sir.” Jake explained, wrapping his arms around me to keep me warm.
    His touch sent more chills up my already frozen spine.
    “Okay, well, you kids be safe tonight. You’re free to go.”
    I had to stop myself from letting out a heavy sigh of relief.
    We all turned, staying quiet for at least ¼ of a mile on the walk home.
    “That was way too close guys.” Noah broke the rigid silence.
    “Are you kidding me?!” Jaycie shrieked. “That was f//king awesome!”
    We all glared at her, annoyed with her lack of attitude to be serious.
    “Okay, sorry fun killers.” She rolled her eyes.
    “What’s up for tomorrow?” I asked, trying to change the subject.
    “How does the beach sound to everyone?” Jaycie suggested.
    We all gave approving nods.
    “I’ll text you all the time.” Jaycie said, realizing her house was only a short distance in front of us.
    Soon, it was only Jake and I left.
    “That was pretty freaky.” Jake said, trying to start a conversation.
    “yeah.” I laughed a little, noticing my house was straight ahead.
    He walked me up to my doorstep, knowing how scared the situation had made me.
    “Bye Bree.” Jake smiled slightly as I walked through the door.
    I gave him a warm smile, softly whispering back.
    “Goodbye Jake."
    Kind of a boringish chapter:p I've lost a few readers:( Oh well, i'd rather have that than have to notify 400 people..Again, if you were on the notification list and would now like text message notifications, just text your username to this number(: --->603-522-7302 --(:
    I now have the link to my formspring up on my profile! Ask me questions guys:D
    The number to reach for next chapter is 500 [:
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

  2. wittyspaz wittyspaz
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    PLEASE READ
    Okay, so has anyone seen these "fave and I'll rate you" quotes? Not cool
    Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is a 10.
    So unless you're giving everyone a 10, stop.
    People go on this site to get away from the bullying and hate.
    So don't insult them here.
    If you give them anything less than a 10 some people may not care.
    But some will pick at their flaws, wondering what's wrong with them.
    Maybe they'll take their picture down, not trust witty.
    We are a family. Do we "rate" our friends and family? No.
    It's time to start acting like one.

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
    Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
    Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
    Miley Cyrus: Engaged
    Hillary Duff: Mom
    That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
    Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
    FEELIN' OLD YET?

  4. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Chapter 3.
    No, snap out of it Bree, you’re not Jealous of that.
    It was just a little kiss, it meant nothing.
    I brushed off what had happened, and we decided to call it quits on the game.
    “Okay, now we actually have to do something worth remembering.” Ryan stated.
    “How about we go look around that abandoned house up the street?” Zoe suggested.
    “That’s just dumb, why would we do that.” Jaycie snapped.
    “Unless of course, you’re scared.” Zoe folded her arms, with a smirk on her face.
    “I-I’m not scared.” Jaycie stammered.
    There was a long pause between the two after that.
    “Then let’s go.” Zoe gave a devious smile, leading us out of the house and down towards the abandoned house on the corner.
    “So, who wants to go first..” Ryan asked, as we all peered up at the mysterious looking house.
    “I think Zoe should, this was her idea anyways.” Jaycie said, holding onto Noah tightly.
    Even though I knew she’d never admit it, she was absolutely terrified right now.
    “Fine.” Zoe said sternly, beginning to walk up the front porch.
    It creaked as we walked on the loose floor boards.
    “Zoe, why is there police tape here? Are you sure we should be doing this?” Noah asked cautiously.
    “Yeah it’s safe.” She said a little unsurely.
    We continued walking, until we were all in the old house.
    “I hear a lady died in here, and no one wanted to live in it after that, so the city just left it.” Jake said, knowing it would scare the living crap out of Jaycie.
    “Shut up dude, that’s a load of bullsh//t.” Noah said, trying to calm down Jaycie, who was on the verge of running out.
    I giggled a little at Jake, who was walking close to my side.
    “Wait guys, what’s that?” Zoe stopped us.
    “ Zoe, stop trying to scare me. This isn’t funny.” Jaycie told her.
    “No, seriously, listen.”
    We all stood still for a minute, trying to pick up the sound that Zoe was supposedly hearing.
    “Oh no, those are police sirens.” I began to panic.
    “What are we going to do guys?!” Jaycie began to cry.
    “Hide!” Zoe shrieked, shoving herself into the corner of a closet.
    We all scattered throughout the house, trying to find an ideal hiding spot.
    It was like hide and go seek, but now, it was much, much scarier.
    I followed Jake into a large silver bin, just big enough for the two of us.
    I had only been home for a few hours, I couldn’t get in trouble already.
    I had so many things I wanted to do yet this Summer.
    Going to jail wasn't one of them.
    I'm so sorry it took this long for this chapter, but I have come to the desision I am done doing witty notifications. I will have chapters up much quicker without them. However, ONLY IF YOU ARE ON THE NOTIFICATION LIST ALREADY, you may text this #-- 603-522-7302 to switch over to mobile notifications. I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience to many of you, but notifications are starting to overpower my life. I don't have time for them Sorry guys. Great job with the faves (:
    Hint for what's coming in next chapter---
    Suddenly I felt a hand brushing against my cheek.
    "I really missed you Bree." He started. "And I really am sorr-"
    ---Bree's POV.
    Suucky hint, I know, but they will get better(:
    The number to reach for next chapter is 700 [:

  5. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:05am UTC
    Pretending to look for your homework when you didn't even do it.

  6. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong
    yeah thats right, there's nothing wrong with gay marriage

  7. Ashwe110 Ashwe110
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    But Really #1
    why do people think it's cool to stand in the middle of the already crowded hallway when you have to get to class?

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: Yes.

  9. lanielovesunicorns lanielovesunicorns
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    Since when did
    gay became a synonym for stupid?
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    It's pretty awful
    To judge someone
    On something they can't change...

  14. wittyspaz wittyspaz
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    What makes me sad
    is that i'll probably never even meet the guy of my dreams...
    but i just have to keep
    believing.

  15. justinbieber2702 justinbieber2702
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    The awkward moment when....
    She won't
    fav if you get it....

  16. lanielovesunicorns lanielovesunicorns
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:18am UTC
    DO You know
    Who's Beautiful?
    read the second word
    nmf

  17. cmxoxoxo13 cmxoxoxo13
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    so my hot chocolate decided to go all YOLO on me and jump out of its cup

  18. Roroashee Roroashee
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Showers;
    I never want to get in,
    &&never want to get out.
    just me?

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

  20. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Hey! Don't pack up yet!
    We still have 37 seconds left of class!
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl

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