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  1. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    As the days go on, we both break just a bit more.
    How did everything get so ugly?
    It went from a beautiful love to this.
    I know I let you down, but I was let down.
    It's difficult to explain, but I hope I can inform the entire background to you one day.
    If it's meant to happen, it will all work out.
    Of all people, you should have the most faith.
    Just know this hurts me, too.

  2. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    So if guns kill people...I suppose pencils misspell words, Cars drive drunk, And spoons make people fat?

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    I OVER ANALYZE SITUATIONS BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I'M NOT PREPARED FOR IT.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    how many hair styles would harry styles
    style if harry styles could style hair styles?

  5. bluesongs bluesongs
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    I ran out of books to read
    comment your faveorite

  6. bluesongs bluesongs
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    He is my best friend, a grade older.
    he found out why i am so strong,
    why noting insults me.
    and always force a smile
    even when I am close to tears.
    we havent seen eachother
    for a while.
    We crossed paths
    and he pulled me into him
    whispered into my ear,
    "I missed you"
    He wouldnt let me go until
    I told him everything
    Why I am strong
    why I hide my feelings
    Now, i know he
    will always be there
    He made my worries go away
    I felt safe, I made a real smile
    His words felt real.
    I realize, No matter how hard it gets
    someone will always be
    there for you .

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Today I put my hand in my
    backpack and felt a
    stress ball and I was like
    “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I
    squeezed it and it was a pear and it
    exploded and now I’m
    much more stressed than I was earlier :/

  8. CitricAcidRain CitricAcidRain
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    So guys, comment your name and I'll write
    a boys or girls name that I think sounds cute with yours.
    -I promise I will do them all!

  9. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    That moment when the history teacher's
    talking about slavery and everyone slowly turns to the black kid in the class...

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Patiently waiting until January 1st to make the “I
    haven’t showered since last year” joke.

  11. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  12. Luvme Luvme
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 11:22am UTC
    If Taylor breaks up with Harry Styles, her new song will be called "The Wrong Direction".

  13. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    0
    Me: Clearly everyone saw my quote
    and were about to fav it but then
    all died of laughter. Yeah, that's the
    only logical explanation.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  14. FranFewster98 FranFewster98
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    *Watching The Hunger Games with dad*
    Dad: Why is she screaming?
    Dad: Is that Kateniss?
    Me: It's Katniss...
    Dad: Where is she going?
    Dad: Who's that?
    Me: Gale... Now shhhh!
    Dad: Is that Pitta?
    Me: It's Peeta...
    Dad: Where are they going?
    Dad: Why do those people look funny?
    Dad: Pitta's ugllllaaayyyyyy
    Me: He's beautiful... And it's Peeta..
    Dad: What's that metal thing?
    Dad: Why are they killing eachother?
    Dad: Where's Pitta?
    Me: It's Peeta...
    Dad: Why does sue die?
    Me: It's Rue...
    Dad: Who killed Sue? I liked her...
    Dad: Why does Pitta have sh#t on his face?
    Dad: Why are they going into the cave?
    Dad: Why is Pitta and Kateniss so sweaty and muddy?
    Me: It's Peeta and Katniss...
    Dad: Ohhh, KATENISS AND PITTA SITTING IN THE TREE K.I.S.S.I.N.G
    Me: Shut up.... IT'S THE CAVE SCENE!
    Dad: Where's Kateniss going?
    Dad: Who's that running?
    Dad: Who's that girl with the knives?
    Dad: Oh no! Kateniss is going to get killed!
    Dad: Yay, Kateniss got the food!
    Me: It's medicine... And it's K.A.T.N.I.S.S
    Dad: Why is Pitta smearing her blood everywhere?
    Dad: Why is Kateniss scared of berries?
    Dad: What are those dog things?
    Dad: Why are they so ugly?
    Dad: Who's that blonde bloody guy?
    Dad: What is Pitta pointing at???
    Dad: Why did Kateniss shoot him?
    Dad: Does Pitta die? I hope he does... He's UUGGLLLLAAAAYYYYY
    Me: Shut up! He is amazing!
    Dad: What are those beads?
    Dad: So who won?
    Dad: HAHA! PITTA DOESN'T HAVE A CROWN!
    Dad: Why is Crane Fisher going into that room?
    Me: Is Seneca Crane...
    Dad: Does Crane Fisher have to eat the scary beads?
    Dad: I like that guy... Ale right?
    Me:Gale...
    Dad: Poor Pitta
    *Film ends*
    Dad: That was a really good film Fran! Much better than Harris Plotter :D
    Me: F.......M.......L........
    True story...

  15. bluesongs bluesongs
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    that one b/tch that can ruin your day... CHEERS TO YOU!

  16. Tay* Tay*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Rapper: "I'm killin' them snitches, smacking them b/tches, smokin' blunts and f/cking hoes!"
    *wins an award*
    Rapper: "I just wanna thank God.."

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Boyfri(end).
    Girlfri(end).
    Piz(forever)za.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    instead of staring at google
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
    open this link: www.essaytyper.com
    you're welcome xoxo

  19. KerenThompson KerenThompson
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic...
    that when you fold a heart in half you get a tear drop?

  20. EvenIfiLovedYou EvenIfiLovedYou
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I just took a shower.
    ...You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.
    nmq

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