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blair
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September 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC

facebook: share this if you love your grandma
facebook: ignore this if you want your grandma to die
me:
me:
me:
me: well that escalated quickly

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blair
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June 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #5
Luke: What's the most annoying thing my parents say to me?
Luke: Don't talk black to me!
Luke: How do you talk black anyway?
Luke: Do you like end words with 'izzle'?
Alex (off screen): Dont talk BACK to me, you idiot!
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke: Ohhh.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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Allison13Xoxo
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May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC

.Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

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hisblueeyes
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June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC

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yourcool
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June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Crocs are the simplest form of birth control.

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blair
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:56pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #3
Luke: *Spills fake blood everywhere*.
Alex: AHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Luke: I cut my finger...
Haley: WE HAVE TO CALL 911!
Phil: No, we shouldn't bug them, they're soo busy...

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blair
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June 15, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #2
Gloria: Jay, calm down!
Captain: Yah, walk away Grandpa.
Gloria: *punches captain* NOBODY calls him Grandpa!
Luke: I do...

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blair
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June 15, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #1
Alex: Wait, so if dumb boys like dumb girls, and smart boys like dumb girls, what do smart girls get?
Phil: Cats, mostly.

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Popcorn27
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:38pm UTC

I always wish that I
can go back in time &
STA Y WITH YOU♥

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yolo143youonlyliveonce
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Your gunna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.
❄❄❄❄❄❄
~Christina Perri

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blair
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:37pm UTC

IT STARTED
WITH A {[whisper]}
<<&&that was when i>>.
KISSED HER!♥

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blair
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Drake & Josh
UPS Guy: Package for Josh Nichols.
Josh: Thanks, have a nice day!
UPS Guy: Don't tell me what to do.

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live01
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June 3, 2012 10:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when you think someones talking to you so you answer... When really, they're talking to the person behind you.

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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BravoSierra
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June 3, 2012 1:31pm UTC

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auubree
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May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
nmq

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC

83% of girls wouldn't care if Niall quit 1D today.
Fave if you're one of the 17% who would fall on the floor
crying if he did. ♥
-OneDirectionQuotes

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Grainne12
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Crocs
Making humans look like idiots since 2002

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I f I have 10 chocholate cakes,
And someone asks me for 1, How many chocolate cakes do I have left?
Thats right, 10.

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