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blair
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC

facebook: share this if you love your grandma
facebook: ignore this if you want your grandma to die
me:
me:
me:
me: well that escalated quickly

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blair
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #5
Luke: What's the most annoying thing my parents say to me?
Luke: Don't talk black to me!
Luke: How do you talk black anyway?
Luke: Do you like end words with 'izzle'?
Alex (off screen): Dont talk BACK to me, you idiot!
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke:
Luke: Ohhh.

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blair
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #1
Alex: Wait, so if dumb boys like dumb girls, and smart boys like dumb girls, what do smart girls get?
Phil: Cats, mostly.

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blair
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:02am UTC

IT STARTED
WITH A {[whisper]}
<<&&that was when i>>.
KISSED HER!♥

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blair
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:06am UTC

IT STARTED
WITH A {[whisper]}
<<&&that was when i>>.
KISSED HER!♥

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blair
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:56pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #3
Luke: *Spills fake blood everywhere*.
Alex: AHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Luke: I cut my finger...
Haley: WE HAVE TO CALL 911!
Phil: No, we shouldn't bug them, they're soo busy...

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blair
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #2
Gloria: Jay, calm down!
Captain: Yah, walk away Grandpa.
Gloria: *punches captain* NOBODY calls him Grandpa!
Luke: I do...

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blair
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Modern Family Quote #1
Alex: Wait, so if dumb boys like dumb girls, and smart boys like dumb girls, what do smart girls get?
Phil: Cats, mostly.

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blair
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:50pm UTC

GIRL;
you're such a backstabber!
{[&&EVERY
BODY
KNOWS IT!]}

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blair
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:37pm UTC

IT STARTED
WITH A {[whisper]}
<<&&that was when i>>.
KISSED HER!♥

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blair
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Dear Wittians with the REALLY long quotes,
lolno.
Sincerly,
Read the first sentance.

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blair
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Drake & Josh
UPS Guy: Package for Josh Nichols.
Josh: Thanks, have a nice day!
UPS Guy: Don't tell me what to do.

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blair
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Dumbledore: Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake
Voldemort:
Dumbledore:
Voldemort:
Dumbledore:
Voldemort:

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posted a quote
May 25, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Me: ok its time i go on a diet
Me: ill just eat this whole salad
Me: oh wow, im so full
Me: im f*cking starving
Me: ill drink this giant glass of water
Me: wow soo full
Me: maybe just a few peanuts
Me: or a few more
Me: or the whole bag
Me: im going to mcdonalds
Me: can i have 6 cheeseburgers
Me: 9 large fries
Me: a coke
Me: ..and a salad...
Me: that evens it out
Me: these are for my kids...
Me: i dont even have kids
Me: maybe if i drive slowly they wont see me eating
Me: ill start my diet tommorrow

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blair
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:51pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Hey I Just Met You.
And This Is Crazy!
But I Have Alzheimer's...
Hey I Just Met You.
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

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blair
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 10:28am UTC

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posted a quote
April 18, 2012 10:10am UTC

---------------------------------------------------------------
SOMETIMES;; i'll do something and say
That was SO Raven
. . . But other times, i'll do something and say . . .
That was not very Raven
-Zach Galifianakis
---------------------------------------------------------------
Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

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blair
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:48am UTC

It's a beautful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do,
Hey Baby,
IThinkI WannaMarryYou.♥

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blair
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 2:55am UTC

scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
me: lol you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
ImmaBeWitty CREDIT
Paperlung's format
nmq

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blair
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:08am UTC

Things I Will Do Before I Die:
1: Touch MC Hammer
2: Tell HIM How I Feel
3: Find out who the hell let the dogs out!
♥

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