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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Beauty gets the attention,
personality gets the heart.

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Sometimes,
I feel like hes the only one who can make me smile
♥
nmf

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live_love_softball22
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:52pm UTC

0 Likes: Ugly :/
5 Likes: Cute :D
10 Likes: Adorable :)
15 Likes: Pretty(:
20 Likes: Gorgeous. ♥
25 Likes: Beautiful c:
30 Likes: Beyond Everything[:
-repost if you're brave
{*Feeling brave* :L }
NMQ

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JamiJam
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:59pm UTC

For every fave I get I'll do 5 sit-ups!
Haha, how about not! The majority of people who do this, just want faves...
Being unhappy with your body should be enough motivation.

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ItWillRain
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Am I the only one?
Who finds it really rude when your friends don't invite you to hangout and then you find pictures of them, together, having a great time while you sit there alone?

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katie321
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:13pm UTC

So true
Friend: Hey remember when you had a crush on-
You: SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!

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SparksFly47
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I keep hoping you'll text me and tell me how much you want me. I keep hoping you'll text me and tell me how everytime you see me you think "damn, she's beautiful". I'm hoping you'll text me and tell me you're sorry, that everything bad you've ever said about me was an act to make people believe you were over me, and you broke it off because you had too many feelings that you didn't know how to deal with. I keep hoping you'll text me and tell me how whenever you see me you just want to pull me into your arms and lay with me for a while. I keep hoping you'll text me and tell me how you miss me. My eyes, my laugh, everything. I keep hoping you'll text me & give me something to make me believe I have even the slightest bit of a chance.

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katesmiles
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:14pm UTC

It's gotta be
*silence*

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Summahgirl23
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 8:01pm UTC

Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: Someone.
Mom: Why can't you tell me?
Me: A boy.
Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He likes you right?
Me: Nooo mom, we're just friends.
Mom: I think he likes you.
Me: -_-
Anyone elses mom do this?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:02pm UTC

you're allowed to have an opinion,
but if it involves Niall Horan being "ugly",
then you're wrong.
nmf

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 6:17pm UTC

"Terrrrrrance"
"How many Rs is that?"
♥
lln, only directioners will get it

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:41pm UTC

on the outside,
she's just a girl.
on the inside, she's
so much more.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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btrusherx3
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:11pm UTC

I prefer sweat pants over yoga pants.
I prefer hoodies over dressing up.
I prefer rain over sunshine.
I prefer sleep over going out every night.
I prefer vans (sneakers) over heels.
I prefer music over tv.
I prefer my best friend over him.
I prefer me over who i'm not.

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volleyballgirlxxx
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 5:23pm UTC

sure,
abercrombie
may claim that they are shorts,
but really,
my underwear is longer...

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volleyballgirlxxx
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC

I change the date on my homework
to make it seem like I did it earlier

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Josh: You know that closet in the hall?
Drake: The hall closet?
Josh: That's the one.

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monkeydancer98
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC

HUG ME BROTHA!!!!!
~fav if you know where this is from

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 6:23pm UTC

When I’m bored
nobody texts me.
When I'm busy
I’m the most popular person on the planet.

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sexy_strawberry101
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:22pm UTC

I need to loose weight!
So...
each fave is 5 sit ups
Each comment is 5 weight lifty thing air punchies! ;)
Please, I need motivation! ♥
Thanks Witty Gals! :D ♥
nmf

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theonlydirection
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:31pm UTC

All my friends are like :
" I love him so much "
" he gave me his hoodie"
" we kissed in the rain"
and i'm just sitting there like;
" I love food"

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