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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:11am UTC
    "I'm the kind of boy who would
    fall in love with any girl becuase
    i love her with my heart not my eyes."
    - Niall Horan♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I love how when
    Niall does an american accent he says
    'Oh my god'
    In every sentence and talks super fast.

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  3. xoxo7777 xoxo7777
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Today i was walking through target...
    when i heard someone say,
    "Pst the coast is clear spiderman!"
    And then i saw two little kids, dressed as spiderman and superman.
    The one dressed as superman was crouched on the ground, and the one dressed a spider man was rolling across the floor.
    Those kids have epic lives!
    Haha it made my day ♥

  4. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Friend: If I met One Direction, I would hug Niall first.
    Me: Me too!
    Friend: Then, I will hug the rest.
    Me: I won't be able to do that...
    Friend: WHY NOT?
    Me: For me to hug the others, I would have to let go of Niall.

  5. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I dare you to go look in a mirror
    and find not a single thing wrong with your appearance

  6. bieberbelieber01 bieberbelieber01
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:19am UTC
    Time is love. Gotta run. Love to hang around but I got someone.
    -Josh Turner, Time Is Love

  7. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Over 70 people
    commented on my quote with them saying things they hate about themselfs..its terrible..because every single one of you is beyond beautiful ♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  8. k0kiri k0kiri
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    never mind (phrase)
    [nev-er-mahynd, nev-er-mahynd]
    1. You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I gave up trying to explain it.

  9. Ambiemaddux Ambiemaddux
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    If you're right-handed,
    You could live up to nine years longer than a lefty
    Leftys, Your Screwed!
    Not so special now huh?

  10. Samantha1116 Samantha1116
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Popular Girl
    I love French Fries! ;D
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    34 likes
    Hot Boy One day we can go get some together ;P
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Wanna-Be Wow, I wish I could eat what ever I want and stay skinny like you! :D
    27 minutes ago 'like
    Me
    I love French Fries!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    0 likes
    Hot Boy We can tell, now shutup
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Boy No wonder
    27 minutes ago 'like

  11. berr_lane04 berr_lane04
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    I wish we could
    Google
    How people feel about us

  12. AnqieBaabaah AnqieBaabaah
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Mom: Why are you so obsessed with music ? its like you cant go a day without it !
    Me: its a way to express myself it get my mind off of life for a while
    Mom: well thats stupid
    Me:
    Mom
    Me:
    Mom:
    (In my head) what i wanted to say: music has saved my life so many times & you never noticed, all those times i was crying and cutting and wanting to die and you actually call my stupid for relying on music because its the only thing i have ever had ? that has never left me that has never betray me that has never broke my heart or made me cry but actually helped me get through things helped me stay together insted of falling apart ? you have the nerve to call me stupid for it ? oh im sorry i didnt realize i was being stupid for being obessed on the ONLY THING THAT HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME
    What i actually said: okay

  13. LittleOne1138 LittleOne1138
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    three words
    "Dare to dream"
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    nmf
    ilw

  14. AnnaLovesYou AnnaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Me: mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
    Mirror: *breaks*

  15. smiles20peace smiles20peace
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    •••••••••••••
    non witty popular person makes a quote from the heart.
    witty popular person makes the same quote 1 hour later.
    guess who got more faves?

    •••••••••••••

  16. OneDirectionInfectionn OneDirectionInfectionn
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    One Day
    I will meet One Direction and they will fall in love with me♥


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Bill Nye The Science Guy
    Fave if you said it in [that] voice ♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  19. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:10am UTC
    "I'm looking for a girl who's cheeky and who will make me
    Chase her. The fun is all in the chase."
    -Harry Styles
    Credit: Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

  20. McKenzie8463 McKenzie8463
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Now that Josh Hutcherson has been in the Hunger Games, everyone thinks he's the hottest person on Earth.
    Please, I thought he was hot when he was in Bridge to Terabithia and Zathura.

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