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igotabieberobsession11110
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January 21, 2011 11:37pm UTC

Your legs are
like walmart
.
Always open<3

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LacrosseLover

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January 21, 2011 4:37pm UTC

"i was in a car crash and lost one of my legs"
"oh no! i'm so sorry"
"
"Its fine,
I work at
iHop now!"

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iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
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January 21, 2011 4:39pm UTC

"STOP!"
"What?"
"...I have a rock in my shoe."

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iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
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January 21, 2011 5:40pm UTC

"Awwh, someone needs a hug!"
"Don't touch me."

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mbf5197
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January 21, 2011 4:52pm UTC

Girl is late to class:
Teacher: why are you late?
Girl: I was blowing bubbles
*5 minutes later*
Another girl is late to class
Teacher: And why are you late?
Girl: I was blowing bubbles
*5 more minutes later*
A boy is late to class
Teacher: Let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too?
Boy:
I AM BUBBLES!
like if you get it [;

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sarahbananas
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January 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC

I hate it when i'm making a milkshake and boys show up in my yard...

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PhotographyAtHeart
posted a quote
January 16, 2011 12:52pm UTC

Boy: Wanna go out?
Girl:I have a boyfriend.
Boy:I have a math test tomorrow..
Girl: And?
Boy:Sorry, i thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.

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EvilAngel
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January 16, 2011 12:03pm UTC

What The Hell Were Adam & Eve Thinking?
"Oh hey, you have a big wormy thing!"
"Hey, it fits right into your hole!"
"Let's see what happens!"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CKTPA
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January 15, 2011 10:30am UTC

Lost your pen, no pen
No pen, no notes
No notes, no study
no study, fail
fail, no diploma
no diploma, no work
no work, no money
no money, no food
no food, you get skinny
skinny, then you get ugly
ugly, no lover
no lover, no marriage
no marriage, no children
no children, alone
alone, depression
depression, sickness
sickness, death
lesson:
Don't loose your pen.

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valeriieex3
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 11:58pm UTC

Dear Drake, the square root of
6 9 is
8 . 3 6 6 2 3 8 6 2 9 9 1 8 0 7 5
I heard you were tryna work it out... Your Welcome(:

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xoshaay16
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January 14, 2011 10:56pm UTC

9 Deadly Words Used By Girls
1. Fine
this is the word girls use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping her out with something.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud sigh
This is actually a word,
but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys.
A loud sigh means she thinks your an idiot and
wonders why she's wasting her time standing here &
arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a girl can make to a guy.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks
A girl is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm &
she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY you're welcome.
That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying, "EFF YOU".
9. Don't worry about it, I got it
This is another dangerous statement which
means why the eff arent you worrying about it
and doing something about it.
If your response to this is "What's wrong?",
for the girl's response refer to #3.
NOT MINE/FORMAT. I JUST LOVED IT. JUST SAVINGGG♥

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Go_Radio
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January 8, 2011 2:52pm UTC

The Snooki Song
(Sung To Tik Tok)
Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido
A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
who might look good in a Speedo
Before I leave, tease my hair
put the pouf in the back
and most importantly
i gotta bronze my face with shellac
I'm talking,
grab a pickle for the road (road)
Get into the Jersey mode (mode)
Get the pouf it's own area code (code)
Little Italian flags on my toes (toes)
Got my signature guidette pose (pose)
Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (nose)
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan as i can so that
i can steal your man
When i walk down the block
all their heads will turn in shock
oh oh oh oh,oh oh oh oh

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ilovetaytayswift
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January 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC

Blonde goes to see Doctor to find out if she's pregnant or not!
Doctor says to blonde: Congragulations you are pregnant!
Blonde: YES I AM SOOOO HAPPY
Doctor: Even better news you are going to have twins!
Blonde cries!
Doctor; Why are you crying? Don't you want twins?
Blonde: It's not that.. it's just I don't know who the second father is! Favorite if you get it

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EmotionalTrickery
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January 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC

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i_heart_youx3
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January 6, 2011 5:05pm UTC

Drunk man being arrested*
Female officer: Anything you say can & will be held against you .
Man: Boobs!
♥ if you get it(:

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lynds211x
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January 5, 2011 9:28pm UTC

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toriixoxo97
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January 5, 2011 6:45pm UTC

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SnickersK
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January 5, 2011 10:25am UTC

A B C D E F G!
Gummy Bears Are Chasing Me!
One Is RED.
One Is BLUE.
One Is Peeing On My Shoe!
Now I'm Running For My Life,
Cuz The RED One Has A Knife!

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DinosEatCupcakes
posted a quote
January 5, 2011 8:54am UTC

got a secret
----------> Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save ♥
Better lock it, |
| in your pocket
{ t a k i n g t h i s o n e t o t h e g r a v e }
♥ if I show you then I know you
won't tell what I said_
Cause two can keep a secret ♥
if one of them is dead

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