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1. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 1:17pm UTC
   Child: Mom I see a strand of white hair on your head!
   Mom: Of course..... they say everytime a person's child does something stupid, a strand will turn white!
   Child: Oh...
   NO WONDER GRANDMAS HAIRS ALL WHITE :D
   
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2. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 12:45pm UTC
   Love is evil, say love backwards.
   
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3. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 3:51am UTC
   Gets bored on the internet..
   Logs off...
   Get back on 5 minutes later....
   
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4. CKTPA
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   June 24, 2011 3:47am UTC
   Put something in a safe place so you don't loose it..
   Then I forget the safe place..
   
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5. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC
   If he broke your heart....He's the guy you should feel sorry for he had the world but he thought that he wanted more </3
   
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6. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 12:53pm UTC
   Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree!
   Not mine but its so true.
   
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7. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2011 9:05am UTC
   Man: How old are you?
   Boy: 7.
   Man: You know, when I was your age.......
   I was 7.
   
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8. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2011 1:12pm UTC
   Lets go back to when everything seemed so perfect <3
   
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9. CKTPA
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2011 1:07pm UTC
   Falling in love is only half of what I want
   Staying in love with you forever is the other.
   
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10. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Just because Im happy doesn't mean I have to smile.
    Just because Im smiling doesn't mean Im happy
    
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11. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Dont say you love me
    If you dont mean it
    Cus I might do something crazy
    Like believe it. </3
    
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12. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 10:18am UTC
    The best medicine is to think that you dont need any.
    
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13. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:54am UTC
    There is a
    "lie" in believe
    "over" in lover
    "end" in friend
    "us" in trust
    "ex" in next
    and "if" in life.
    
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14. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 7:40am UTC
    My parents buy me what I don't need and don't want...
    But when i really need something or want it..... THEY DON'T WANNA BUY IT!
    IM LIKE WTF?! Lifes good.
    
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15. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 11:02am UTC
    Men are the best cooks
    because with:
    Two eggs ( ) ( )
    One sausage ) )
    And a little bit of milk ______
    /______/
    l_MILK_l
    He can fill a woman's tummy for NINE MONTHS ;)
    
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16. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 12:25am UTC
    DAMN IT. Witty Keeps Changing. -___-
    
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17. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 10:15am UTC
    When people are watching a movie with you, and then they scream
    "DID YOU SEE THAT?!" no, i just spent $4 at the cinema to stare at the floor...
    
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18. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 10:13am UTC
    To vegetarians: I eat the animals which produce the methane causing global warming. You eat the plants trying to fix global warming. So, whos really killing the planet?
    
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19. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 1:46am UTC
    I said I love you, and you said it too. The only difference is, I didn't lie to you.
    
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20. CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Mom: Aren't you ASHAMED that I'm cleaning my butt off here and you're just playing there?!
    Son: MOM.... wouldn't it be more embarrassing if I was the one cleaning and YOU'RE the one playing?!
    
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