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sarahbananas

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Member Since: 5 Dec 2010 08:53pm

Last Seen: 19 Nov 2011 06:54pm

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  1. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    When boys #1
    hold your waist when you kiss.♥

  2. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 10:30am UTC
    that moment when you're drinking and a sibling says "can i have a sip?
    but ends up finishing it.

    format credit to whomever

  3. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    THAT FAIL MOMENT
    when you get in the shower and realize you forgot your towl... down the hall.

  4. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Good friend-disagrees if you say words can't hurt you
    Best friend-hits you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong
    Good friend-will help you with your chores
    Best friend-will stand behind you and say "missed a spot"
    Good friend-hands you your shoe if it falls off
    Best friend-grabs your shoe & runs around the room, yelling "ha, ha loserrr!"
    (:

  5. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    *computer freezes*
    .
    WTFFF!?!? *starts clicking everywhere*

  6. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    now look her in the eyes, say
    b aby i love you. i'll never put no
    one above you & if you feel that way
    go ahead and kiss your baby.
    & now we've got the whole stadium in love like that.
    -
    best love song(:

  7. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    when a guy touches
    a girl & she says
    "ewww, dont touch my fattt"
    annoys the hell outtta me.♥

  8. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    Grammer is important. Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. . .

    -not mt-

  9. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    nikes, plaid button down shirt, skinny jeans, nice body, perfect smile...
    oh look, you just stole my heart. ♥

  10. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    &
    am i the only one
    who finds soccer
    guys extremely
    attractive?

  11. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    -having a bad day? don't worry...
    you are beautiful
    you are beautiful
    you are beautiful
    highlight.

  12. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it.
    the real girls.

  13. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    -late night phone calls, long lasting hugs, hearts and winky faces, teasing and jokes, sweet kisses, walking to classes, giggles and laughs, texts that make you smile, hands locked, tears, playful pushes,
    football in the mud, dancing in the rain, cuddling by the fire, eyes twinkling...
    this is true love. ♥

  14. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    & boy, i want to start a new chapter in this love story.. but right now..
    we're stuck on a word that we can't pronounce

  15. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    1 universe, 8 planets, 204countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people...and i'm STILL
    single.

  16. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Al l guys should have signs
    on their chest that say ...
    "beware. don't fal l in love. i'm a jerk that wil l
    ruin your life"
    or
    "i'm not like the other guys. i'l l look at your heart,
    not your body(:"

    not my format

  17. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    can i have a bandage?
    I hurt my leg as i fell for you..♥

  18. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    how do i tell him..
    when i'm scared of rejection..

  19. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    i'm i the only one who has the song "friday" stuck in my head?
    -_-

  20. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    honey, your skirt is so high it looks like a belt. Your hair is so bright it hurts my eyes. Your skin is so orange, were you a victim of an explosion at a orange juice factory? Your eyes have so much make up on them...who are you trying to impress?
    a blind man?

:)

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