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  1. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 11:08am UTC
    I can't stop crying..
    I need someone to talk to..

  2. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:21am UTC
    Your ex asking if you can still be friends
    Is equal to:
    A kidnapper telling you to keep
    intouch
    Follow for a follow :)

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:49am UTC
    Toaster: I want you inside me...
    Bread: Ooooh that's hot.

  4. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:35am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    - I'll love you forever
    - You will?
    - Yes. That's the problem.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Alex15 Alex15
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:08am UTC
    Life will be the same without you in it
    Trust me life won't be the same without you in it

  6. HeyItsAllyson HeyItsAllyson
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    B%#$tch, I trusted you when you told me you wouldn't post that picture on Facebook.

  7. alisonDB21 alisonDB21
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    i
    Does that look like a zombie to anybody else?

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Me: No, trust me, he's really attractive. Google images is just giving us bad results.

  9. sorry_for_loving_you sorry_for_loving_you
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Me and my boyfriend texting
    Me: sorry i fell asleep last night. :P
    Him: I was so sad :(
    me: Omg really? :( im sorry!
    Him: Noo im just kitten(:
    Me: Say you're sorry right meow!(;
    Him: I dont know about all cat (;
    Me: lol i love you so much ((:
    Him: I love you and you're cats too. <3 (:
    I.will.Marry.Him.

  10. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE...?
    ...i find it funny
    THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU.

  11. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    "That awkward when the only thing you know on a test is your name and the date"
    ...
    "That awkward moment when you don't even know the date."

  12. beccyxxx beccyxxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    Best day everr... science teacher ran out of the classroom..
    Nerd~ "When is she coming back? I want to get on with our work?"
    Everyone Else~ " WHOOO! NO MORE SCIENCE FOR 10MINS! PARTY"
    Nerd~ " This Isn't Sensible, Im Going To Carry On With My Work."
    Everyone Else~ *Chats And Goes On Phones*

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    I have my own unique art style.
    It's called horrible.

  14. BurningIntoAshes BurningIntoAshes
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Expectations
    go
    to
    hell

  15. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me on Monday morning;
    me: I can't wait until its Friday!

  16. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    I hate when i'm at school and i'm thinking during class and then when i think about a good quote, i really want to add it on witty but can't.

  17. CarryOnNow CarryOnNow
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    When I was little, clouds seemed like stars,Barbies,dolls,teddybears...
    Now, clouds seems like my dreams falling apart...

  18. AquaBubblezz AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Come at me.

  19. _lydiaa_ _lydiaa_
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:52am UTC
    When someone tells a joke
    And you're all just like....
    No.

  20. Blonde_n_Bad Blonde_n_Bad
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Hi there! Follow for a follow?

:)

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