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  1. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:31pm UTC
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  2. himquotes himquotes
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    I was never more disappointed...
    I had to go to the second page of google

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    WHEN YOUR DOGS RED ROCKET IT STICKING OUT
    -__-

  4. onlyboyonthissite onlyboyonthissite
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Guy Question#19
    Q (asked by a fellow wittian): Why do guys flirt with you when your dating their best friend and they don't even like you.
    A: First of all, "you?" ***. Truthfully, thats just what guys do. Flirting is kinda in our nature i mean when u see guys, do u have to like them to flirt with them? its the same with us. whether we like you, u can be a potential gf in the future, or they are just messing with you, guys just tend to flirt. If you want, tell ur boyfriend about it. or just enjoy the extra attention.
    I'll answer questions you have about guys! Just leave me a comment on my profile and I will try to answer as many as possible, but i must warn you, I wont get to every question. If i dont answer you for a while, ask again until i answer you. Persistence is key. Also, if you want me to put your username or real name (for unknown and unsaid reasons) then say so, otherwise I'll just write, "a fellow Wittian". Cant wait to hear from you.

  5. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Pretty/popular person: Oops, I accidently dropped my pen.
    Everyone: OMGGG! Do you need a new one, here. Have mine. omygosh. Holy fudge this can't be happening!
    Me: Oops, I accidently dropped my pen.
    Everyone: Haha.. loser. *Steps on pen*

  6. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Moms are always like this...
    Something is wrong with you......... Blames the computer!
    Something is wrong with the computer.... Blames you!

  7. Lydser Lydser
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Pulling your hair over the top of your lips to give youreslf a "mustache"...

  8. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be the
    <3 perfect crime
    if i stole your heart,
    and you stole mine?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Squilliam Fancypants* Squilliam Fancypants*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    So i'm filling in a reflection sheet...
    Question 3. NEXT STEPS
    My table:
    Why do you wanna know?!
    STALKERZZZ!!!!!

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