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November 9, 2012 2:35pm UTC

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November 9, 2012 2:38pm UTC

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jstallons
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November 9, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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jbeiber
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November 9, 2012 2:44pm UTC

"If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny..'" Then walk away like a boss.

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pizzaperson
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November 9, 2012 2:57pm UTC

The difference between me and her:
I can make him smile
with my clothes on.
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ZahraRawr
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November 9, 2012 3:00pm UTC

Coffee is my drúg.
The kettle is my dealer.

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CharlAldisx
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November 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC

My parents don't appreciate the
hilarious child the have been
blessed with

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strawberrybubblegumluver
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November 8, 2012 9:51pm UTC

ONE DIRECTION i've got a question......
Will You Marry Me???
A. yes
B. a
C. b

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strawberrybubblegumluver
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November 8, 2012 9:53pm UTC

YOLO: You Only Love One Dierection

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strawberrybubblegumluver
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November 8, 2012 9:57pm UTC

extrodanHARRY
amaZAYN
phenomiNIALL
fabuLOUIS
brilLIAM

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OreoLover
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November 8, 2012 10:05pm UTC

me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi.
me: OH SWEET JESUS WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT

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Kelsie15
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November 8, 2012 10:08pm UTC

1.) What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Starting this homework.
2.) What hasn't happened yet that you are looking forward to? What haven't you done, been, experienced?
I haven't started question 3. Looking forward to it.
3.) What have you been given to support you on this journey?
A pencil.
4.) What's new, interesting, or appealing?
Question 5.
5.) What's old, worn out, or boring?
Question 4.
Completing homework the right way.

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SummerSun827
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November 8, 2012 10:50pm UTC

*at school*
Random kid: "Hey do you have any gum?"
Me: "No!" *awkardly looks around*
*at home*
*looks in cupboards*
Me: haha "Nobody eats gum these days"

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Halo Angel1*
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November 8, 2012 10:08pm UTC

#3 Disney Logic
Only 4 out of 10 of the Disney Princesses were born of royal blood.

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Best_name_ever24
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November 8, 2012 10:14pm UTC

I have this really unattractive thing on my face..
called my face.
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Butterflies
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November 8, 2012 10:18pm UTC

The little boy I babysit said for christmas he wanted a blood tester so he could play with his blood.
He's 6.

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