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  1. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 3:39am UTC
    I'LL BE JUST FINE,
    PRETENDING I'M NOT.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    - You're so weird.
    - Yeah, I know.

  3. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    he could be my
    Prince Charming
    ...with braces
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:02am UTC
    me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
    tv: lol but good shows are on
    iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
    sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
    mind: what's the meaning of life though?
    temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
    noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
    body: lol time for itches
    person i like: hey

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Am I the only one
    Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

  7. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Things I do when I have to study:
    1% = study.
    99 % = tell people I have to study.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, and three decades. I've seen the Twin Towers fall, the first black president, a prince marry a commoner and Bin Laden killed.
    I'm not even 20.
    format by jimmy365

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  11. codielovesbluue codielovesbluue
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    mom: hey, wanna hear something funny?
    me: sure.
    mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is?
    me: no?
    mom: a calender actually has dates.
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me: i know.
    codielovesbluue

  12. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Calling me a fat, worthless, slutty pig?
    Telling me I should've aborted that mistake?
    Aww hell no, b*tch.
    This is where the earings come off.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Being a person is getting too complicated
    Time to be a unicorn

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  14. John_is_me John_is_me
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Comment or fave and I will rate
    you from 1-10♥
    (and yes, i am a boy)

  15. idgafSOstfu idgafSOstfu
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 12:33am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    *Teacher*
    Stop packing theres still 5 seconds of class left.

  17. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Put dinner in microwave,
    take box out of trash to check how long.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq!

  19. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    i got a dig bick.
    you that read wrong.
    that awkward when you read that wrong too.
    and said "moment" after awkward.
    this is awkward.

  20. KayJay6 KayJay6
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Dear hair,
    I'm sorry
    I fry you every
    morning,
    but why can't you just
    stay straight?
    Sincerely,
    every teenage girl

:)

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