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  1. sunday sunday
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    you can't always control which people come into your life,
    but you can control which window you throw them out of
    nmq

  2. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 1:51pm UTC
    Nope, I can't go to He//
    Satan still has a restraining order against me.

  3. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 8:26am UTC
    "stalking" is such a strong word i prefer "intense research of an individual."

  4. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2014 12:42am UTC
    Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    Don't mind me
    I'll just laugh loudly at my joke
    Because I'm funny
    And you don't seem to appreciate my humor

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 9:57pm UTC
    that one show finale that tore out
    your f.ucking heart and did the salsa
    all over your feelings.

  7. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    Sometimes
    you'll never know the real value of the moment
    until it becomes a memory.

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    "I had a dream about you." "Awwwwww." "Yeah, you died."

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don't want to finish the book.

  10. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 3:04am UTC
    “Omg I'm so tired”
    *stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing*
    © Jannette's
    format

  11. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    FRIENDSHIP IS SO WEIRD, YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE,
    "YUP,THIS IS THE ONE." AND THEN YOU HANG OUT WITH THEM.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

  14. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    “Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.”

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
    like
    "hey i finished this question"
    good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

  16. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    “Mom I’m bleeding”
    “Oh sweetie there’s
    no need to be worried
    it’s just a sign you’re
    becoming a woman.”
    “Thank god, I was
    really starting to get
    worried about this
    axe in my shoulder.”

  17. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    homework: do me do me
    internet: don't listen to that slυt

  18. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 5:12am UTC
    sometimes I wanna go back to the past and punch myself in the face.

  19. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    If you love someone show it, don't say it.
    If you no longer love someone say it, don't show it.

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 12:49am UTC
    who needs April Fools when ur whole life is a joke

:)

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