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zemmiphobia
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September 19, 2012 2:45pm UTC

The ugly and the stupid
have the best of it in this world.

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2boxenofdonuts
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September 19, 2012 2:49pm UTC

We have to fill out little charts when we are assigned textbooks at my school.
Some genius who had the book before me wrote:
Issued to: Micheal Jackson
Issued: black
Returned: white

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BravoSierra
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September 19, 2012 2:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Your face.
That sh/ts amazing.

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Bernicexoxo*
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September 18, 2012 7:13pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
When you're sitting at your computer, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC

online school
IS STARTING TO
SOUND LIKE A VERY
good idea

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irishgirl41
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC

When you can't make a decision;
FLIP A COIN.
Not because it's a 50/50 chance,
But because for that
one second
That it's in the air;
You know what you're hoping for.
nmq just loved it!

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loveizzy
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:32pm UTC

today he did it. he asked me out. i said yes.
LOL JK, he bumped into me and i dropped all my books.

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JustBravo
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

tumblr
I find it cute when couples
act like best friends. Or when
best friends act like couples.♥

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:03pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Wow, Really?
tell me more about your extremely difficult love life, little 10 year old.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:37pm UTC

I'm the type of girl that can be so hurt,
BUT STILL LOOK AT YOU & SMILE.
THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY,
EVEN IF SHE
CAN'T BRIGHTEN HER OWN.
Format Credit: Phillies99

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xTheHungerGamesx
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September 18, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Mum: *Buys me laptop*
Mum: Now listen. You have to actually use this, not just put it aside and forget about it like you do with everything. It is such a waste of money! I wont get you anything else, if you don't appreciate what i buy for you!!!
...
Me:*On Witty*
Mum: Get off that thing and do something with your friends...or make some friends.

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DenaAnn
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:31pm UTC

&she tries her hardest to look good
but she still feels ugly.

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ladygagafan68
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:49pm UTC

When you get a boyfriend...
A friend would say: Awh how cute!
A bestfriend would say: I'M SOOOO BEING THE MAID OF HONOR AT YOUR WEDDING.

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xxCaliLizxx
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September 18, 2012 6:00pm UTC

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anyone else?
nmf

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_lifeisamazing
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Me: *Logs onto Facebook.*
Me: *Sees this picture
* Like if you love ice cream! Ignore if you hate your family.
Me: Sigh *Logs back on to Witty.*

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rockstar263
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC

E x e r c i s e???
M o r e l i k e e x t r a f r i e s. . .

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lovelifeforever7
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Kid in my class: *asks the sub* can we take naps?
Sub: Sure! Just make sure you make it look like you're reading so I don't get in trouble.
Literally, the best sub ever!

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Me: i'm gonna make you mine
Me: *right click, save image as*

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