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  1. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Can I die yet

  2. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Are you from Tennessee?
    Because your car has a Tennessee license plate on it.

  3. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    he gave me a hug (aw)

  4. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Dad: "Okay but if we do go to France, you have to talk the whole time."
    Me: "Wut."

  5. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 10:34am UTC
    ”We're Mumford and Sons."
    Winston: "I heart Football."
    Ben: "I heart New York."
    Ted: "I heart most things except meat in a can."
    Marcus: "And I heart radio “
    Mumford and Sons on Iheartradio.. never gets old.

  6. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    You got your...
    0-90 followers: Freshmen
    90-200: ROTC guys
    200-250: preps
    250-300: J.V. jocks
    300-350: Asian nerds
    350-400: Cool Asians
    400-425: Varsity jocks
    425-600: Unfriendly black hotties
    600-625: Girls who eat their feelings
    625-700: Girls who don't eat anything
    700-750: Desperate wannabes
    750-800: Burnouts
    850-900: Sexually active band geeks
    900-1,000: The greatest people you will ever meet
    1,000+: And the worst - beware of plastics.
    Not meant to offend anybody sunshine and rainbows lol I don't even go here
    wait

  7. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    friends:you need a boyfriend omg
    me: ah, yes, let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one

  8. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    My best friend, Jesse, wrote me a letter. This is what it said:
    Why I really, really like you:
    1. Your music
    2. You like good books and bad books just like I do.
    3. We laugh at our own jokes.
    4. You wear glasses.
    5. You write and I can tell you write for the intrinsic pleasure of writing because you don't share it with me.
    6. You think I'm great.
    7. You dance because it's fun, not to look hot or because you have to.
    8. We talk.
    9. You have a great smile.
    10. Even though I wouldn't think we're that alike, we just are.
    11. I trust you.
    12. You take pictures.
    13. You take pictures of me but you don't take pictures of other people.
    14. Your clothes
    15. Your laugh
    16. You think taking a road trip sounds like a good idea
    17. You think camping under the stars in Vermont and talking about books and out thoughts and writing sounds like a good idea.
    18. You have great taste.
    19. No matter who else we're (best) friends with, we are there for each other.
    20. When I enter the cafeteria and you're there it makes me smile.
    21. Our kissing pact
    22. You understand that I suck at making plans.
    23. You like truffles (I don't know why this is great, it just is).
    24. I feel comfortable enough to write this for you.
    25. Switch-a-roo
    26. You like drawing things and cutting out letters and arts and crafts.
    27. You liked "Gibby is the real star of iCarly" on Facebook.
    28. You're beautiful.
    29. You + me + lying on the ground in the rain on a summer night
    30. I can't think of anyone else I'd rather be best friends with.
    31. We have comfortable silences.
    32. We communicate with looks.
    33. You appreciate and cherish me.
    34. Okay.
    35. You always look happy to see me.
    36. Your mom is funny.
    37. You're a good person.
    38. No drama
    39. It's a Monday and Adventure Time
    40. Reading things like a poem/ dramatically when they're not supposed to be read that way.
    41. You.
    42. I'm stuck with you (and I like it).

  9. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    To all the people who never gave me a chance:
    SMD. Moving on.

  10. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Walk into the club
    >>> like whaddup I got a big c•ck <<<
    HatredXD

  11. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    “Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”
    - John Green

  12. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    Some old guy came up to me today and said, "Hey beautiful. Can I have a hug?" so I ran away. It was so scary. I thought he was going to kill me but now it's OKAY.
    Sorry. I know. Cool story, bro. I just couldn't tell my mom so I decided to tell Witty instead.

  13. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
    ― Stephen King

  14. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Conor Kennedy accepted my friend request. Laughing @ my life.

  15. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    I fave my own quotes because I'm a b*tch.

  16. audreyann audreyann
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    November 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
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  17. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:20am UTC
    "If people were rain, i was a drizzle and she was a hurricane."

  18. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    He and I
    "When words run dry
    He does not try
    Nor do I
    We are on par
    He just is
    I just am
    We just are"

  19. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    "You just use the future
    to escape the present."

  20. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    CORNBREAD
    CHICKEN
    RICE
    PEAS
    WE GOT HIGHER SAT'S
    HIP HIP HIP HOORAY
    YOU'LL BE WORKIN FOR US ONE DAY

:)

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