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audreyann
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January 5, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Who else is watching "A Walk to Remember" and bawling their eyes out because I know I am someone help please

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audreyann
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January 5, 2013 11:42am UTC

Why does everybody think touché means "you too"? It means "good point". Just thought I'd let you know for future reference incase this happens:
"I hate you."
"Touché."

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audreyann
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January 4, 2013 2:32am UTC

Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman!
Wai-ai-ai-ait Mr. Postman!

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audreyann
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January 3, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Must I always be
waiting; waiting on you?
Must I always be
playing; playing your fool?

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audreyann
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December 31, 2012 12:03am UTC

"Sometimes I think I was born backwards...
The people I should love, I hate
& the people I hate..."
- Effy

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audreyann
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December 28, 2012 10:13pm UTC

you see, darling,
just because someone is sad
doesn't mean they don't laugh at funny things
~or smile when someone makes them happy~
it doesn't mean they don't love to make jokes
or love to hear laughter
you see, darling,
I w e a r a r e a l s m i l e w h e n I ' m s a d , too
layout: j3s5e

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audreyann
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December 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC

I have this secret that I haven't told anybody
anybody
& my insecurities are eating me alive :)

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audreyann
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December 28, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Some people on this website need to grow the fück up. I've had much worse than you, sweet heart.

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audreyann
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December 27, 2012 2:09am UTC

There's a reason behind everything people do. Remember that. It helps.

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audreyann
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December 27, 2012 1:34am UTC

I need to vent. How can people get drunk for the intrinsic pleasure of getting drunk when innocent people die in car accidents because of careless people who drink too much? How can people smoke to look cool/ because they want to when there are innocent people out there who have lung cancer? It's like you're literally torturing yourself and other people with the simple use of a substance. You're really asking for it. What is wrong with people?

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 6:40pm UTC

When I get a boyfriend:
Boyfriend: I love you.
Me: Stop.
Boyfriend: What did I do this time?
Me: Meow.
Boyfriend: So you're a cat now?
Me: Did you know when Canadians look at snow it floats back up to the sky?
Boyfriend: Wha-
Me: You're a wizard, Harry!
Boyfriend: You haven't even read Harry Potter yet.
Me: It's on my list. Do you love me even though I'm a drug addict?
Boyfriend: You do drugs?
Me: No. Where did you get that idea?
Boyfriend: I don't understand you.
Me: I don't understand me either. Come contemplate the meaning of life with me.
Boyfriend: Okay.

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 5:00pm UTC

you can kiss me whenever you want to no mistletoe needed

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC

"I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 4:41pm UTC

"Why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life"

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 4:39pm UTC

People: You need to be more ladylike.
Me: Suck my dîck.
Credit: Jahyvie

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 4:35pm UTC

"The trouble with fiction is that it always makes sense. Reality never makes sense."

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audreyann
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December 26, 2012 12:40am UTC

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW?
Why is everything funnier after midnight?
Why am I laughing at nothing?
Why am I hyper so late at night?
TUMBLR.
THAT FüCKING WEBSITE I'M DYING.
I need Jesus.

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audreyann
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December 25, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Why is texting a boy so awesome? I'd rather him call me so I could hear his handsome voice.

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audreyann
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December 24, 2012 3:12pm UTC

"Would you punch a kid for $500,000?"
"I'd punch a kid for $10."
"I'd give you $10 to punch a kid."

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