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posted a quote
December 24, 2012 1:34pm UTC

"Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Now I don’t know where I am
I don’t know where I’ve been
But I know where I want to go"

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audreyann
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December 24, 2012 1:01am UTC

Mom: Why is America so materialistic nowadays?
Me: Blame it on the Kardashians.

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audreyann
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December 23, 2012 1:56pm UTC

BUT BABY
IT'S
COLD OUTSIDE

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audreyann
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December 22, 2012 11:21pm UTC

your beautiful don't let anybody else tell you otherwise
you're*

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audreyann
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December 21, 2012 5:33pm UTC

My taste in poetry is the same as my taste in music: anything that's good.
Credit: Jahyvie

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audreyann
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December 21, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Who am I kidding? I want to kiss you so hard, it's soft. I want it to be the type of kiss that leaves us both breathless and lightheaded. The type that makes us look into each other's eyes in disbelief afterwards, then smile because we did. I don't mind where it happens, in the hallway, under a tree, in the janitor's closet, in an empty classroom, in private, or surrounded by hundreds of people. I just want to feel those lips on mine because they've given me the best conversations of my life and we'll be going our separate ways soon and I'm going to miss you, so we're both young, don't need any parental consent, just do this with me while we have the chance. No regrets. Yes or yes?

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audreyann
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December 21, 2012 5:09pm UTC

I'm on the road to recovery, my friends.

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audreyann
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December 20, 2012 9:10pm UTC

clouds just float around and have no worries can i be a cloud

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audreyann
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December 20, 2012 3:39pm UTC

My best friend: Audrey, help me find my phone!
Me: I can't. You're in France.
My best friend
: No I'm not.
Me: Yes you are. Stop lying.
My best friend
: Can you call my phone for me?
Me: No! YOU'RE IN FRANCE.
My best friend: NO I'M NOT.
Me: Stop.
My best friend:
Oh, yes! I found my phone.

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audreyann
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December 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Boys are perfect human beings and I am sexually frustrated.

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audreyann
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December 18, 2012 9:49pm UTC

we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already

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audreyann
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December 17, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Already excited for summer.

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audreyann
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December 15, 2012 11:13pm UTC

If a fat guy stuffs you in a bag at night, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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audreyann
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December 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC

I'll always be average
and there will always be people who are better than I am.

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audreyann
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December 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Some people
Are old at 18
And some are young at 90.
Time is a concept humans created. -Yoko Ono

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 9:56pm UTC

A poem by moi (:
Waitress
A breeze from the Atlantic
In jeans and a t-shirt
Served a rich customer
In a lavender skirt
She wasn’t good at small talk
Always one to shy away
A pony-tailed sixteen year old
With hopes of a bright future
A pitcher of sweet tea in her hands
As friendly faces surrounded her
Seagulls perched on the railing
Someone caught her eye and smiled
Watching her as she walked way
A small but hopeful child

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
then I'll follow you into the dark
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audreyann
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 10:31am UTC

Always deny the apocalypse,
because even if the world
ends, nobody will be around
to prove you were wrong
anyway.

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Love is not who you were expecting, love is not who you can predict. Maybe love is in New York City, already asleep, and you are in California, Australia, wide awake. Maybe love is always in the wrong time zone, maybe love is not ready for you. Maybe you are not ready for love. Maybe love just isn’t the marrying type. Maybe the next time you see love is twenty years after the divorce, love is older now, but just as beautiful as you remembered. Maybe love is only there for a month. Maybe love is there for every firework, every birthday party, every hospital visit. Maybe love stays—maybe love can’t. Maybe love shouldn’t.
Love arrives exactly when love is supposed to, and love leaves exactly when love must. When love arrives, say, “Welcome. Make yourself comfortable.” If love leaves, ask him to leave the door open behind her. Turn off the music, listen to the quiet, whisper, “Thank you. Thank you for stopping by.”
-Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 1:13am UTC

This is a vent
dammnit.
Why are there so many people
who only care about themselves?
The world doesn't revolve around you
or your pretty little head.
The world revolves around the sun.
Thank you very much.
So if you think you're the only one with problems
you are very wrong indeed, my friend!
Don't walk around getting mad at your friends
just because you had a bad day,
because you know what?
Maybe your friend had an even worse day,
b*tch.

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