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seemskindafitchy
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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ShoutingYourName
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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xoxlilsab9xox
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June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC

click to see this quote

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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noahwood123
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August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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xxheather109xx
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook
(:

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC

The fake laugh you do
When you don't understand what somebody just said to you

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abzzlicious
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I'm that type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday....(;
Anybody else?!

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RandomSmileyFace
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Me: *spends tons of time working on a quote, submits*
Witty: Your quote is more than 8,192 characters. Please try again.
Me: FUDGE YOU. I SPENT A TON OF TIME ON THAT.
nmf

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2xbasketballx2
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:02pm UTC

-those messages from him-
that you just cant bring yourself to delete

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kelseylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC

ABOUT ME
That awkward moment when you realize Peeta and Katniss' celebirity couple name would be Peniss.

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