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NikkiBeKillin
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I figured out why everyone breaks up with Taylor Swift,
In her new alblum "red" in one of her songs she says, "we can have 10 kids and teach them about dreaming."
10 kids.
10 kids.
10 kids.
10 KIDS.
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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 11:12pm UTC

Now he's your boyfriend;
He used to be my friend, my bestfriend,
my cuddle buddy, my good morning text,
my good night text, my tear stopper,
my secret keeper, my shoulder to cry on,
who I was 'talking' to, who I'd text all morning
until I got to school, my every morning hug,
who I'd text all during school, who sat with me at lunch,
who walked me to class even though it was all
the way on the other side of the building, who I'd
text all night, who sent me :) and <3
He's who I thought I'd end up with,
but now he's your boyfriend...
He used to be my everything.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
just dancing

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EllieB123
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC

So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:13pm UTC

I hate going on facebook
and seeing all the time,
"Like if you wish cancer should be cured"
& along with it is a very sad picture of someone with cancer.
But liking the photo won't help them.
It just upsets me.

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NerdChick0108
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 6:05pm UTC

In the US the typical school year is 180 days.
In China it's 251 days.
Well that explains everything......

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
AH MACARENA

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SockMonkey423
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Here's to the kids who:
remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
remember when T.V. was good.

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I just colored my friend's hair and
the color was called 'golden bronze',
while it was processing we were sitting
in silence and then out of nowhere she goes
"I don't need to be in the Olympics to get bronze."

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:53pm UTC

i'm only going
to ask for faves once,
because i want to show
my mother
(she has cancer if you dont know me)
& anyways
i want to show her
how i have a family,
& how i can be strong
even without her
being there,
she feels like
she is abandoning me...
but i
REALLY
want to prove her wrong!
so witty can you just
one time
show your love in the comments & faves
for my mommy!
i will be so happy!
Thank you SO SO much,
in return i will write all who comment a nice
lonnnnng
note in their comment box! thank you witty :)

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ChasingDreams
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 10:05pm UTC

I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole...

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imbroken
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:36pm UTC

I went to a restaurant,
and an autistic girl came in.
she was screaming, and shaking.
people complained because she was loud.
i get that you want to have a peaceful meal,
but can't you see,
she can't help it.

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sydneyxrose
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC

NO, MOM, I GO TO HOGWARTS
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
-tumblr

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You will never see yourself
the way the person who loves you sees you...

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC

When I meet One Direction*
Me: Hey Harry can you kiss my right cheek?
Harry: Sure, love.
Me: Louis, can you kiss my left cheek?
Louis: Ofcourse dear!
Friend: 1....2...
*Le me pulls back
*LE LARRY KISS

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