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  1. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    ................ / *_)
    ..... _.----._/../
    ...../.........../
    __/..(...|.(..|
    /__.-'|_|-|_|
    This dinosaur says Rawr... :D

  2. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:15am UTC
    I’ve always wondered if Film Directors wake up screaming CUT! CUT! CUUUTTT! when they have nightmares?
    nmq

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    The biggest lies ever;
    He's just a friend

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    WHAT GIRLS HATE;
    when guys call other girls hot, in front ofyou

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    People change,
    & often they become the person they said
    THEY WOULD NEVER BE
    nmq

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply from someone you like
    nmf- electropopx

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    teacher:
    STOP PACKING UP,
    there's still 8 seconds
    left of the lesson!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Dear people,
    If we go off, you hate us, If we don't go off, you hate us.
    We can't win.
    Sincerely,
    Alarm Clocks

  10. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    I wish I could take
    My own advice.

  11. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Team Jacob✖
    Team Edward ✖
    Team gu y t h a t a l m o s t r a n o v er B e l l a w i t h h i s c a r✔

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS & SANTA
    have the same wrapping paper...

  13. Fayedaway Fayedaway
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    This girl, she had been losing an extreme amount of blood for quite a while, and she chose the night when no one was home to do the deed.
    Her parents, fairly nice people they were, though they've both made their mistakes, through both violence and affairs, were journeying back home and it wasn't long before that rusty key was turning in the lock again.
    Both of the gardiens called her name, but there was no reply. They started to fear the worst and ran upstairs, they opened the bathroom door with building anticipation, and there, right there lay their dying baby girl, the one they loved so much.
    They were speaking to her, begging her to, "hold on in there" but she was too weak to reply. Immediately, they called the ambulance service, and this child, she was pleading for mercy and forgiveness.
    The sirens sounded and the blue flashes as bright as lightening appeared, the crew ran to the bathroom and collected the child, she told them... DNR.
    Unaware of what their child had said, both parents sat within the ambulance as she was being taken to hospital, oh how it broke their hearts knowing it may be the last time their sweet baby girl would see their faces, hear their voices, feel their touch and be with them.
    The doctors lay the girl on a bed, there she used her last bit of energy to apologise to her parents, she said she loved them, told them not to worry and sobbed the words, "if you love me as much as you say, let me go. let me be happy".
    Though they didn't want their little princess to leave them for eternity, they had no choice in her departure, within the next few moments the doctor exclaimed that she didn't have much time left and just as they said their last good-bye she left.

  14. aoife111 aoife111
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:06am UTC
    I'm just a girl,
    I love being called pretty, but i never believe it.
    I'm not always right, but i hate admiting I'm wrong.
    I'm almost always smiling, but it's not always real.
    I can be read like an open book, but i hide so much.
    I work hard at things, but i dont always get what i deserve.
    Still, i keep my head up high!
    Ladies, You're beautifull

  15. aoife111 aoife111
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:08am UTC
    Teacher:
    You should remember this, you learned it last year!
    Student:
    I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. aoife111 aoife111
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:55am UTC
    why can't you see
    » that we we're ment to be «

  18. aoife111 aoife111
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    & He say s my eyes put those
    New York stars to shame♥.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. aoife111 aoife111
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    SOMETHING HE SAYS TO HER
    could stay in her mind for days. ♥

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