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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I'm not sorry for being fabulous.

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:31pm UTC

    .
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    .
    being told that there
    are OTHER FISH IN THE SEA, doesn't help when the person who is special to you is YOUR SEA.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    i’m using
    Internet Explorer i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Getting dressed in the morning is literally the biggest struggle ever.
    Like "should I wear this dress since it covers everything and I don’t have to find anything to match and I can just wear flip flops"
    or "do I wear these jeans but they make me look big and I have to find something to match that doesnt make me look like a whale"
    or "I should just wear the same thing I wore yesterday and hope no one notices"

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    ☆ . ☆
    . ☆ ☆ ☆
    ☆ . ☆ .
    ☆ . ☆ ☆
    . ☆
    oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Some girls my age: Eww it's so weird but I have a crush on celebs who are like 5 years older than me!!!!!
    Me: hahahahaha
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Me: Ha
    Me: *wipes tears from eyes*

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    And in that moment I swear I was done with math.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:01am UTC
    i understand that you can't stop
    miley but you really need to

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    if u ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people
    who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother
    because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

  13. Jake_from_State_Farm Jake_from_State_Farm
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Flo from Progressive is in a relationship with Jake from State Farm
    ♥ Like· Comment · See Frendship · 7 minutes ago
    3,506 people like this.

  14. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Henry: There's a hole in my bucket.
    Liza: Then mend it.
    Henry: With what shall I mend it?
    Liza: With a straw.
    Henry: The straw is too long.
    Liza: Then cut it.
    Henry: With what shall I cut it?
    Liza: With a knife.
    Henry: The knife is too dull.
    Liza: Then sharpen it.
    Henry: On what shall I sharpen it?
    Liza: A stone.
    Henry: The stone is too dry.
    Liza: Well wet it.
    Henry: With what shall I wet it?
    Liza: Try water.
    Henry: In what shall I fetch it?
    Liza: In a bucket.
    Henry: There's a hole in my bucket.

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    we should be
    allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
    instead of having to do picture day.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag
    whenever i pause between words

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
    because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

  18. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:26pm UTC

    NO AMOUNT OF SLEEP CAN CURE THE TIREDNESS I FEEL.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:56am UTC
    the bags under my eyes are designer

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:06am UTC
    hey mom, do you think you could help me roll this blunt

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