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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    So, who else is
    ready for
    FRIDAY
    FRIDAY
    FRIDAY
    FRIDAY
    ohhh rebecca black.

  3. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    i don't know what i miss
    more; your smile..
    or mine....... ♥

  4. xxlyssa022 xxlyssa022
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    A n d t o t h i s d a y I s t i l l g e t b u t t e r f l i e s
    hoping that 1 new message* is from you.

  5. jillybean jillybean
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
    i bet you just sang that in your head

  6. 4nnardx3 4nnardx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    "I'm fine, just tired."
    tired of the tears.
    tired of being sad.
    tired of being lonely.
    tired of trying so hard.
    tired of never being good enough.
    tired of the act i put on everyday.
    just tired.
    mine;; don't jock.
    jockers aren't pretty.(;

  7. neverlosehopex neverlosehopex
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    dear boys,
    Step 1: Arrange two slices of bread next to each other
    Step 2:Take a butter knife and scrape butter out of the tub.
    Step 3:Spread the butter on both pieces.
    Step 4: Put a piece of deli meat on one slice of bread.
    Step 5: Put the other piece of bread, butter side down, on the piece with the deli meat.
    Congratulations, you have made your own sandwich. ♥

  8. defygravity906 defygravity906
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder
    what happened to
    zack and cody's
    "secret" handshake in
    the suite life of deck?

  9. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    ----------------------------------
    *Moms Pregnant*
    Son- What's in there?
    Mom- Your baby sister :)
    Son- Do you love her???
    Mom- Of course i do!
    Son- WELL THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER?!?!?!?
    ---------------------------------
    n o t m i n e

  10. beachgirlie28 beachgirlie28
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Me: hey can u go ask him if hes going to the dance?
    My friend: sure
    (yells) HEY AUSTIN! JACKIES LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU HERE AND WANTS TO KNOW IF YOUR GOING TO THE DANCE. AND BY THE WAY U LOOK LIKE A F*CKED UP DUCK WITH THAT HAIRCUT.
    Fav if u have awkward friends <3

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    that smile you get,
    when you catch him staring at you. ♥

  12. JockerDontTryAndChangeMe JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  13. islandersxhockeyyx3 islandersxhockeyyx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Haven't you ever wondered
    who thinks about you when you're absent?
    who notices when you're not smiling?
    who dreams about you?
    who talks about their friends about you?
    I hope to God that person is you<3

  14. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Sometimes I look at how weird I am♥
    » » AND WONDER HOW I STILL HAVE FRIENDS..

  15. SarahhBabii SarahhBabii
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    I swear, when i'm around certain people a little switch in my brain goes from normal to incredibly sarcastic.

  16. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    THAT awkward MOMENT WHEN
    you're hiding behind a shower curtain,
    waiting to murder someone,
    but they check while going to the
    bathroom,
    and then you can't murder them.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. iinsomniac iinsomniac
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    you are not really the people who choose my bedtime; God is. He sends me signals..
    For example, making my iPod run out of battery.

    >>not my format; my quote<<


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Rae_Rae Rae_Rae
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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